Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

reported

No sense of humour

Morning after sleepover, nits.

thread police have arrived

We are all doomed

Dog left small balls
not balls, but shit
4 lovely shit balls
Husband stepped in one
Barefooted, squidged between toes
Husband dancing on foot
Not Horror for me
But horror for him
Joyful laughter from me.

fava beans and chianti

3am and no internet

wet seat in cinema

hungover woken up early

company mandated interpretive dance

Four minute warning sounds

Try these barrel jeans!

999 is now unavailable.

Clouds disappeared that day.

Ignorance prized over knowledge.

Worms in eyes, eating.

Bees didn't make it.

Farage's teeth touch yours.

Homeless, in bus shelter.

XL bully lets loose.

Women and children first.

House fire, inside wardrobe.

Water for rich only.

Don't scream, I'll cut.

Ejaculated over trafficked humans.

Bunker door opens 2056.

Sirens but no shelters.

Nuclear bomb, trump's dysfunction.

Pulled ladder after them.

Avocado toast, suicide statistic.

In the boot, now.

What were you wearing?

All brain activity lost.

Last seen on CCTV.

I want a divorce
flight returning to airport
get the fire extinguisher

Slug in the bath.

I didn't mean it.

You are in charge

But it's your responsibility

The kids are awake

It's an unmissable offer

It just moved

Pleased step this way

Favourite celebrity is cancelled

Labour down in polls

Sorry, today's an inset

School calling all parents

This isn't a joke

Is this bad drugs?

Is that a spider?

Is your essay Ai?

Could you please authenticate?

Talk to our bot

Muuuuuuum I feel sick

Muuuuuuuum I've been sick

Its in my bed

And on my carpet

The cat's licking it

I've been sick again

I splattered the cat

Stay where you are

Aim for the bowl

Never wash a cat

The bastards have claws

Now I feel sick.

Tell us about yourself

Dress Code - Fancy Dress

Brilliantly poetic

MIL came to stay

It's a dry wedding

We're a vegan house!

There's no cancellation policy

We've reported to SS

I'm sorry, it's untreatable

Are you home alone?

This series is unmissable

Your team's been demoted

Jimmy Saville was wronged

Christmas day is cancelled

There's no more traitors

80s music was crap

The Beatles were AI

Conspiracy theorists were right

We're governed by putin

You ready for Christmas?

Liverpool 1, Everton 0

I've cooked a stew
Oh.......you're a vegetarian
Pick the meat out ?

Oh no, meatloaf again!
(Rocky hotter reference!)