Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

We have no teabags...

Aerial shots of skyscrapers.

It's up to you

What is for tea?

We need to talk
The price of chocolate
She called in sick
You look SO well (you mean I'm fat lol)
Your flight is delayed
Your train is cancelled
Your appraisal is due
The milk is off
I am vegan now
Is there oat milk?
Latte, macchiato, frappe, cappuccino?
You're on a diet
Donuts are 10p each
Promise this won't hurt
That's hairspray, not deodorant
Where is my phone
Where are my keys
Happy Monday, team!
Are we there yet?
Can I come over?
48 weeks to Christmas
No chocolate in Lent
Creme eggs, boxing day
I told you so
So I was right
I think I'm pregnant
Donald Trump is sane

A new pothole appeared.

Big moth divebombing lamp
Trod in dog poo
Need A & E
Elderly mum in crisis
Dog's got the trots
Unwanted night out obligations

Cat shit in bathroom

You have breast cancer
Hospitalization from chemo toxicity

Crisps are so calorific

Mister Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

Time to log on

Snail crushed, bare foot

What are your pronouns

It's stuck in reverse
We're out of control
The brakes don't work

I forgot the parachutes

Disease name after me.

This meat tastes funny

You are invited to...

Hmm, what's that smell?

(Doctor to patient) This is really interesting!

Not seen that before...

Get me a torch...

Just a quick word.

The buried coffin screamed