Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

It won't take long.

Do you have insurance?

Boris Johnson is back.

Slept through the alarm

Liz Truss is back.

Face at the window

Donald and Melania Trump.

The Trumps are here.

The bin bag split
EHCP annual review meeting
Brown envelope on doormat
Previously used password rejected

Low pressure on boiler

Just a trim, please.

Your application was rejected.

I've got cooking tomorrow (10pm the night before)

Rail Replacement Bus Service.

Found his secret phone
Found a bloody glove
Shed door is locked
Neighbour is reported missing

Diarrhoea, no loo roll

Wedding morning, having doubts
Divorce, he wins lottery

At airport, no passport

Rain, dogs, walk, mud.

Medium of interpretive dance

Cycling in the rain.
Puncture far from home.
Forgot spare inner tube.
No phone signal here.

Just a gentle reminder...
Office Secret Santa time!
Your passport's expired, Madam
The washing machine's broken
The dishwasher's broken
The oven's broken
The water's gone off

Black sharpie, no lid

Stepped on lego again
Wee'd on the floor
Alexa - turn volume down
Ran out of sugar
Domino's - make it large
I'm not eating that!
Fast broadband so slow
Eat, Sleep, poop, repeat

Body found in search
A word please, now!
Dangerous criminal escapes prison
Maneating lion on loose
I'm having an affair
Stop the wedding now!
(apologies if already been posted as NRFT)

Trod on slug, barefoot

Massive spider above bed

Half way round, cramping

Maths exam without warning

Desperate but no toilet

Toilet seat was damp

Shampoo on; shower cold

White top; spilled sauce

Anyone who says;
Interesting dream last night

These are so great!