Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

Clothes getting too tight
Bathroom scales going up

Dog’s had an accident

They had none left

Foraged the mushrooms myself…

Trapped underground, no air.
Pissed myself while sneezing.
Revised for wrong exam.
Phone died, no map.

Boris Johnson butter basted.

Can I call you

Phone rings. It’s school.

Donald Trump shagging me.

I've stopped my meds

Biscuit fell in brew

Sex dream about dad.

Ha ha @TheNightingalesStarlinggot there first 😅

I'm right behind you

The caller was unknown

Child’s friend has headlice
Cornwall roads in summer
Let’s do an icebreaker
Your MOT has expired
No more Diet Coke
It’s the school calling
Cat sick on carpet
We’re out of milk
Roadworks on the A10
Please hold for assistance

Temporary traffic lights again.

Number 27 in queue

Another astronomical vet bill.

Training session role play

Having to ring HMRC.

Have to ring DVLA.

Farted and followed through

Heavy period, white trousers.
I could feel EVERYTHING.
This is my wife.
When did you die?

Are you busy today?
Jumper caught on door handle.