You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Lord Lucan?

You've got about 20 seconds before no-one gives a shit anymore 😬🤣

A Valentines Card you forgot to post

Advent calendars?

Oh go on then...😁

It is my forgotten secret stash of Christmas goodies. A bag of chocolate coins and a box of Turkish delight.

Now. Here's my dilemma:

Which one of those two do I eat whilst watching the Traitors final this evening? One or the other, or both?

I think I'm already there!

Ah just in time!

Trump's toupee, plus a pile of day-glo foundation and some fat pads. Tell your husband the jig's up and that we've had enough of his practical joke.

Elf on a shelf - the little bugger had had enough.

Both! Go for it enjoy.

Congratulations OP! What a feast! Both, definitively both

Weird place to put food?

I dunno, just eat them now you've found them.

All I can say is, thank fuck for the "see all" OP posts option so I don't have to scroll through five bloody pages! 🥱

Had you hid them or dh restashed the stash?
Turkish delight first!

That's not a dilemma

you eat the chocolate coins & give the TD to someone you hate. Simples.

Both, it is Friday.

@Mymanyellow is runner-up with Easter eggs but wrong season, so second place. First place goes to @90sTrifle who actually said chocolate.

Oh ffs, op. “I don’t know what to do”. “I have a huge dilemma”.

Your life must be a constant rollercoaster.

One during the main programme, the other during Uncloaked.

So was I!

My partner?

Congratulations me! 🙇‍♀️

Was easy really. Just thought about what I’d hide from myself 😂

@menopausalfart as if that man ever had a pair to start with

If it’s £50 then it’s mine, I left it there

eat both and leave a little IOU note