You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Kier Starmers testicles

Mostly no's but one of you has got it half-right.

@KilkennyCats Now I have this dilemma, I need to know what to do this evening.

Oooh 😮 good guess!

Keir Starmer's left testicle?

An expensive delivery that you were waiting for that never arrived (but hubby actually received it and shoved it in the cupboard) and you have claimed your money back on? (After shouting at the company!)

My PFB's divorce papers?
The secret of eternal youth?

Christmas presents?

Cash or gift card for somewhere cool

Small cage for transporting rodents

A present for the man you are having an affair with and now your hubby has claimed the present for himself?

One or two fairly close-ish.

Your vibrator?

Or you got the bloke you were having an affair with to hide in the cupboard and you’ve now found his skeleton! 😂

Court papers - just tell us, its 3 pages now

Cmon we need to know🤣🤣

butt plug

Was it the bush you're currently beating around?

The portrait of you that agrees horribly while you remain eternally young?

Whatever it was that U2 was looking for?

A flask of weak lemon drink

Padded bra and gimp mask?

Someone's Christmas present.
Savings in cash.
Your passport.
Your last suitcase full with all the non laundered clothes.

Your escape money.

Your DH's penis beaker?

Some forgotten Xmas gifts ?

something you put in a ‘safe place’, lost and replaced already