You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

I feel your pain!

Don’t mean to be mean but that is boring beyond boring. I do that every year. And i don’t watch traitors.

Nude photo of Ena Sharples?

I'm so glad you found the time to share your thoughts. Much appreciated.

ET
Another Planet
Box of Sex Toys
Father Christmas
Dracula
Cleopatra
One Million Pounds
The World's Most Perfect Husband
The Lost Ark
The Invisible Man

A sexy Christmas outfit?

Warhammer was my first thought too, where is the laugh emoji, although support flowers might be more apt

Your video of your latest lesbian fling...

Oh good grief. That’s really tough. I’ve just cleared out the wardrobe and found loads of ‘forgotten stuff’.

Yes please let it be the missing ironing board!

Id say both of Keirs Starmers balls, cause he certainly hasnt got any ! 😂

I would so love it to be the legendary MN ironing board, but no.😊

I haven’t read the full thread, just your posts op to see what it was ….. but was anyone else wondering if they were two Christmas decorations that someone thought their mother in law had pinched? 😂😂😂😂

@Brideofclover 😂

<if this thread stays in Trending much longer, I'll have to start listing all the other articles in said cupboard to keep you all bored out of your wits entertained>

Noooop best before is exactly that. They may not be at their best but should still be edible. You only have to worry about "yse by" dates. I believe they are phading out best before dates to cut fown on foid waste??

I'm howling at this.

I hope her answer lives up to expectations!!

Shergar?

Packet of 3?

Sorry,lost intetest now.

Jimmy Hoffa?

I read it that you found something that your DH uses for his hobby. Then spent too long wondering what hobby involves chocolate coins and Turkish delight. (If something can be read two ways I will always read it the wrong way!) Hope you enjoyed your feast OP.

A photo of his first wife with no kit on

A photo of his first wife with no kit on

All the odd socks. The monster.

OP, you win the most passive aggressive post of 2026