You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Oh I definitely hid them. From myself.

I bought them around October time, and then remembered that if I didn't hide them, they would be gone in the blinking of an eye.😂

Don't you hide your goodies stash in the cleaning stuff cupboard? No bugger ever goes in there willingly...

Aw, bless. I was just trying to distract myself from constantly refreshing the Traitors thread.

I can't wait for Netflix to buy the rights to this.

Oh, do wind your neck in, dear. It’s only a bit of fun, “ffs”.

Most dissapointing "guess what"

It couldn't be any worse than a Harlen Coben adaptation!

The weights from a grandfather clock that another mumsnet poster searched everywhere for a few months ago?

Oh

Sorry about that xx

I want a horribly agreeing portrait

"Agreeing horribly", what, like, "Oh yeah, you're absolutely right, like you would be, you smug twat." Is that the kind of thing you mean? 😉

I demand a steward’s enquiry. Easter eggs are chocolate( and in my house no chocolate would be in a cupboard from October!) Joint first.

Come on tell us, we're all invested.

Your mother in law?

She has, it was Turkish delight and chocolate coins…

As I said up thread, "See all" (bottom right of OP) is your friend.

An anal dildo?

Some chocolate? Ok.

😂😂😂

This is a very familiar promise in our house too… (DH has a big dog corporate job and would genuinely be less embarrassed for his colleagues to know about a furry kink than his tiny-war-dollies. I’ve started threatening to tell his work mates about them if he buys any more eBay armies…)

I'd be thrilled OP. That's genuine treasure.

I'm always hiding treats for the grandkids, forgetting where and finding them a year later when they're out of date...

Excellent plea, case made very well - agreed. 🏆🏆

Excellent.

Now...Do you know where my Terry's Chocolate Orange is, please?