You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Blow up sex doll? Kinky outfits?

No

Shergar?

Used condom.

Dessicated human hand (or maybe a shrunken head).

Man-sized slinky dress.

A samurai sword.

Gay porn magazines from the 1970s.

I think you'll need to give us a clue.

Unfamiliar phone?

Women’s clothes?

Lord Lucan

Money, drugs. Although you don’t seem bothered. Secret Easter egg stash.

Please let it be the ironing board from a couple of years ago

Elvis

Is it… an ironing board?

Divorce papers?

Your birthday present.

Narnia?

Stash of porn from his youth where all the women have superlative springy bushes.

My husband's balls since he's come down with a cold?

His 1st teddy

Ark of the Covenant

Brilliant!
I really hope this is it.

A video of him and his mum having the first dance at your wedding?

Court summons

A puppy? Kitten?

Secret diary!

More Warhammer models after he swore he wouldn't buy any more until he painted what he had?

A corpse?