You'll never guess what I just found

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At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Would give me hope if it was a lost Christmas present, as I'm still looking for the ones I put somewhere safe in November.

😂It could very well be that. Especially if they were looking for it on Christmas Eve...

A used tampon

Is this another condom thread?

It's my sense of humour waiting for the fucking answer 🙄🤣

Rudolf

Iron

This made me laugh out loud, brilliant.

The turkey ? You took it out of the freezer to defrost but needed to put it somewhere safe from the dog/cat/kids ?

Do you give up? Shall I tell you?

(it is going to be a let-down I promise, expecially after all these fabulous guesses)

Four pages is more than enough to string this out, OP. Just tell us FFS

a box of mince pies

Brooklyn Beckhams balls 🤣

I got it! The fur coats behind which the entrance to Narnia is! Say hi to the faun for me! And to Mr and Mrs Badger!

The personalised plate for Santas snacks?

Stockings/Sacks for Christmas Eve?

Mr Tumnus wasn't it?

Toilet brush.

You have to name a winner! The closest one

On of those radios you can listen in to other things with, seemed popular in the 8os and 90s maybe. Totally forget the name.

I think so.

MNHQ's sense of humour?

or a stamp collection

Yes & yes.
dont worry about disappointing everyone. We're used to OP!s who think their tada moments are far more interesting than they actually are.

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