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You'll never guess what I just found

300 replies

blacksax · 23/01/2026 16:19

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

OP posts:
Bernardo1 · 24/01/2026 20:49

Talk about anticlimax, like others I was going with sex toys and bondage.
Then I thought bitcoin password.

Bernardo1 · 24/01/2026 20:53

Don't use the bondage word or you'll send the moderaters into a tizzy.
Drat! I've done it again.

blacksax · 24/01/2026 21:32

Northernparent68 · 24/01/2026 20:47

OP, you win the most passive aggressive post of 2026

Which one? 😁

OP posts:
Sevenpeaks · 24/01/2026 21:54

‘Shergar’ takes first place with me, followed closely by ‘Narnia’. Thanks OP for cheering up my Saturday night!

Benjaminbraddock · 24/01/2026 22:10

blacksax · 23/01/2026 16:52

Oh go on then...😁

It is my forgotten secret stash of Christmas goodies. A bag of chocolate coins and a box of Turkish delight.

Now. Here's my dilemma:

Which one of those two do I eat whilst watching the Traitors final this evening? One or the other, or both?

lol. I found some ‘chocolate’ coins today. Would have preferred to have found Turkish delight though!

Venicelagoon · 24/01/2026 22:17
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Same here ! This whole subject has been the best discussion ever ! Hilarious !

Jigglypuffff · 24/01/2026 22:22

I was going to scan through and move on, expecting a used condom or similar, but have ended up RTFT in fits of giggles - thank you all for cheering up a rainy Saturday night! And now can someone please explain the ironing board references?!

blacksax · 24/01/2026 23:00

@Jigglypuffff There was a thread a while back by someone whose ironing board had gone awol. As far as we know, she never found it. Legend.

OP posts:
Daisybluebelle · 24/01/2026 23:44

Well, tell us

blacksax · 24/01/2026 23:51

Daisybluebelle · 24/01/2026 23:44

Well, tell us

I did - yesterday afternoon sometime. It was a stash of hidden confectionery. I've eaten it now. 🙂

OP posts:
LiveToTell · 25/01/2026 00:27

Very dull 😂

Rottweilermummy · 25/01/2026 03:18

Dollymylove · 23/01/2026 16:37

Kier Starmers testicles

🤣 love this

Snakebite61 · 25/01/2026 06:24

blacksax · 23/01/2026 16:19

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

You're boring

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 25/01/2026 08:25

Lord Lucan?

Wildefish · 25/01/2026 09:11

blacksax · 23/01/2026 16:19

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

When are you going to tell us😀

Missj25 · 25/01/2026 09:20

blacksax · 23/01/2026 16:19

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

So what did you find OP ?

blacksax · 25/01/2026 09:42

@Wildefish and @Missj25 - I already spilled the beans the day before yesterday!

It was some chocolate coins and a box of Turkish delight.

OP posts:
blacksax · 25/01/2026 09:44

Snakebite61 · 25/01/2026 06:24

You're boring

That remark says more about you than it does about me.

OP posts:
Missj25 · 25/01/2026 09:48

blacksax · 25/01/2026 09:42

@Wildefish and @Missj25 - I already spilled the beans the day before yesterday!

It was some chocolate coins and a box of Turkish delight.

Oh 😂 😂
I click into threads & I don’t get half the posts 🤷🏻‍♀️.
I love choc coins , I hate Turkish delight 😂

NotThisShitAgain121 · 25/01/2026 14:51

tell us then.

DameOfThrones · 25/01/2026 14:54

NotThisShitAgain121 · 25/01/2026 14:51

tell us then.

Oh good God!

How many more people are going to not bother reading the thread and discover that the OP has, and more than once too? 🤣🤣

Dottinora · 25/01/2026 21:32

Can’t guess ! What did you find?

MrMischief · 26/01/2026 03:16

Dottinora · 25/01/2026 21:32

Can’t guess ! What did you find?

Ed Balls

VictoriaFeckham · 26/01/2026 10:10

Dottinora · 25/01/2026 21:32

Can’t guess ! What did you find?

Read the OP's updates.

Joloman74 · 26/01/2026 10:12

Ive got it !!! Its an antique Berkin bag!

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