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Trump’s text message to the Norwegian PM

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TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 14:35

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

This is why he’s justified in taking Greenland - apparently. How is this giant man-child in charge of the free world?

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ShetlandishMum · 19/01/2026 14:36

It's insane. Lack of words.

ShawnaMacallister · 19/01/2026 14:36

He's a psychopath. Genuinely I think he is.

zipadeeday · 19/01/2026 14:36

😂If nothing else, he's good entertainment value.

Don't worry about him. He'll be gone before long.

drivinmecrazy · 19/01/2026 14:39

Part of me is terrified.
But mostly think he’s all bluster.

I blame the world leaders who don’t take the chance to call him out for it ( though I understand why given the small chance he might escalate)
I’m standing firmly behind Norway, they’re showing more courage that Starmer!!!

MrsTerryPratchett · 19/01/2026 14:54

Bring me tribute or I will punish you with war.

Chinggis Khan would be proud!

But he's supposed to be a democratically elected leader of a country with legal international relationships and checks and balances. Not a Mongolian Emperor.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 19/01/2026 14:59

zipadeeday · 19/01/2026 14:36

😂If nothing else, he's good entertainment value.

Don't worry about him. He'll be gone before long.

Do you mean at the end of his term of office, or because you think he will die before then, or be declared medically unfit to serve any longer? Three years is a very long time. It's only been a year since he was inaugurated, although it feels much longer to me. Let's not forget too that if he steps down or dies or is forced out we have President Vance to look forward to. And all of this is ignoring the persistent rumours that he hopes to ignore the rule requiring him to step down at the end of his second term.

What a time to be alive.

RedTagAlan · 19/01/2026 15:05

MrsTerryPratchett · 19/01/2026 14:54

Bring me tribute or I will punish you with war.

Chinggis Khan would be proud!

But he's supposed to be a democratically elected leader of a country with legal international relationships and checks and balances. Not a Mongolian Emperor.

Cheques and Bank balances more like.

The checks and balances the Americans have boasted about have proven to be non existent.

GrethaGreen · 19/01/2026 15:06

What 8 wars plus has he stopped?

MrsTerryPratchett · 19/01/2026 15:07

RedTagAlan · 19/01/2026 15:05

Cheques and Bank balances more like.

The checks and balances the Americans have boasted about have proven to be non existent.

Again, WTF is the laugh emoji when we need it?

helplessbanana · 19/01/2026 15:11

The whole world is starting to cotton on to the fact that this man is considerably more dangerous to world peace than anyone else.

Sleepsto5anta · 19/01/2026 15:19

GrethaGreen · 19/01/2026 15:06

What 8 wars plus has he stopped?

He claimed to have stopped one between Albania and Azerbaijan, which was a surprise to both countries, as they're no where near each other and don't have any real interactions.

He has tried to stop the Russia-Ukraine war, by giving Ukraine to Putin, but the ungrateful Ukrainians don't see the value of peace.

hohummm1 · 19/01/2026 15:22

GrethaGreen · 19/01/2026 15:06

What 8 wars plus has he stopped?

I think he's counting wrestling matches between Eric and Don Jr. that have got out of control

TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 15:31

Sleepsto5anta · 19/01/2026 15:19

He claimed to have stopped one between Albania and Azerbaijan, which was a surprise to both countries, as they're no where near each other and don't have any real interactions.

He has tried to stop the Russia-Ukraine war, by giving Ukraine to Putin, but the ungrateful Ukrainians don't see the value of peace.

Apparently he brokered an economic agreement between Serbia and Kosovo in 2020 and there's a photo to prove it. That's one of the wars... (though they weren't at war, and the agreement solved nothing and the bickering is ongoing).

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Nesbi · 19/01/2026 15:31

He really doesn’t want those Epstein files released does he (how long has passed now since the legal deadline to release them was ignored?)

Papercompany · 19/01/2026 15:33

I thought this letter was a hoax. Unbelievable that it is real. Trump is deluded. And horribly ignorant.

I genuinely believe he could start a war... He is living in his own reality. And he has no understanding or empathy for others... no diplomacy, no tact. And yet he is the President of America. How on earth can they not stop him?! There are around 340 million Americans - I can't believe that they have much appetite for 'taking' Greenland.

user1484056932 · 19/01/2026 15:35

Sleepsto5anta · 19/01/2026 15:19

He claimed to have stopped one between Albania and Azerbaijan, which was a surprise to both countries, as they're no where near each other and don't have any real interactions.

He has tried to stop the Russia-Ukraine war, by giving Ukraine to Putin, but the ungrateful Ukrainians don't see the value of peace.

FYI he claimed to have stopped a war between Armenia and Azerbaijan, not Albania.

Echobelly · 19/01/2026 15:36

I would love it if they replied in a way clearly stating this is not how things work and they're not going to discuss anything in such puerile terms. Doubt they'd dare to, though. Unfortunately this is where Trump's incidental modus operandi of being totally childish and unpredictable makes him potentially dangerous.

Dymaxion · 19/01/2026 15:36

The whole Greenland thing is unreal. He said it was because he doesn't want Russia too close and yet there is only about 55 miles between the two mainlands, plus there is already an agreement allowing the US to put as many bases/troops on Greenland as they want, so what it is about if not security ?

RedTagAlan · 19/01/2026 15:38

Echobelly · 19/01/2026 15:36

I would love it if they replied in a way clearly stating this is not how things work and they're not going to discuss anything in such puerile terms. Doubt they'd dare to, though. Unfortunately this is where Trump's incidental modus operandi of being totally childish and unpredictable makes him potentially dangerous.

They already did last time he ranted about the prize. They responded politely that it had nothing to do with the Norwegian Government. But is usual, he ignored it and ranted again.

soupyspoon · 19/01/2026 15:39

Is this real, I havent seen any news?

soupyspoon · 19/01/2026 15:40

By the way the Mongolian empire was the biggest and bestest of all time so I suppose he's right to channel the Khan.

hohummm1 · 19/01/2026 15:41

soupyspoon · 19/01/2026 15:39

Is this real, I havent seen any news?

Sadly, yes, it is

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 19/01/2026 15:43

What I want to know is why more Americans are not out on the streets demanding an end to this. And yes, I know that there have been protests, but I would expect this level of dysfunction - and this level of blatant unsuitability for public office - to have triggered a massive uprising by now. Where is the opposition?

We all knew that Trump was going to be a disaster. What I find incomprehensible is how little pushback there seems to be. Are people too fearful to fight back? Are they resigned to their fates? Heads buried in the sand?

I don't get it.

RedTagAlan · 19/01/2026 15:45

Dymaxion · 19/01/2026 15:36

The whole Greenland thing is unreal. He said it was because he doesn't want Russia too close and yet there is only about 55 miles between the two mainlands, plus there is already an agreement allowing the US to put as many bases/troops on Greenland as they want, so what it is about if not security ?

Yup. And Greenland is nowhere near Russia. I also have no idea how China will manage to get an invasion fleet there undetected. It might be spotted in the Suez or Panama Canals.

It's the North East Arctic sea route China is interested in. China to Europe.

Trump’s text message to the Norwegian PM
Summerhillsquare · 19/01/2026 15:45

zipadeeday · 19/01/2026 14:36

😂If nothing else, he's good entertainment value.

Don't worry about him. He'll be gone before long.

Before or after a civil war in America?