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Trump’s text message to the Norwegian PM

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TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 14:35

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

This is why he’s justified in taking Greenland - apparently. How is this giant man-child in charge of the free world?

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VanCleefArpels · 19/01/2026 16:24

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 19/01/2026 15:43

What I want to know is why more Americans are not out on the streets demanding an end to this. And yes, I know that there have been protests, but I would expect this level of dysfunction - and this level of blatant unsuitability for public office - to have triggered a massive uprising by now. Where is the opposition?

We all knew that Trump was going to be a disaster. What I find incomprehensible is how little pushback there seems to be. Are people too fearful to fight back? Are they resigned to their fates? Heads buried in the sand?

I don't get it.

Completely agree. And no opposition figure to coalesce around.

And let’s be careful what we wish for - when Trump goes we are likely left with Vance who by contrast is dangerously eloquent (in the Charlie Kirk style) and much more plausible in his peddling of batshittery

TiggerAndHobbes · 19/01/2026 16:24

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 19/01/2026 14:59

Do you mean at the end of his term of office, or because you think he will die before then, or be declared medically unfit to serve any longer? Three years is a very long time. It's only been a year since he was inaugurated, although it feels much longer to me. Let's not forget too that if he steps down or dies or is forced out we have President Vance to look forward to. And all of this is ignoring the persistent rumours that he hopes to ignore the rule requiring him to step down at the end of his second term.

What a time to be alive.

All of this. Don’t worry about him. Jesus Christ, he’s already done untold damage and is threatening to start World War III - and is a long way along the line to doing so. I mean, people are dead due to him already.

FlightwasfromNewark · 19/01/2026 16:24

KnickerlessParsons · 19/01/2026 16:07

Is he getting Norway and Denmark confused? It's the Norwegians who give out the Nobels, Greenland is Danish.

The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The other Nobel Prizes are awarded by the Swedish Nobel Committee.

FOJN · 19/01/2026 16:24

I thought that was satire when I first saw it. It's horrifying but surely no one will take him seriously. Just when you think Trump couldn't publicly humiliated himself anymore he demonstrates he can sink even lower.

Oranges201 · 19/01/2026 16:25

Sounds like he’s also inviting Putin back onto the Global stage with his new board of peace.

How can the Bible Belt Americans who are so moral and presumably teach their children not to steal, support a president who is trying to take another country like Greenland this way? It’s utter madness.

Let’s just hope it passes soon. There’s basically almost zero chance he will attack a fellow NATO country. He is full of bluster and a complete child going by his text interactions.

The sad thing is, other countries will happily exploit his volatile knee jerk nature. Everything he is doing is playing into our enemies hands.

landlordhell · 19/01/2026 16:26

I always thought he was a puppet, a front man and behind the scenes he would be managed. But how has this got so far??? He is a joke, must be so embarrassing for Americans.

TiggerAndHobbes · 19/01/2026 16:26

Echobelly · 19/01/2026 15:36

I would love it if they replied in a way clearly stating this is not how things work and they're not going to discuss anything in such puerile terms. Doubt they'd dare to, though. Unfortunately this is where Trump's incidental modus operandi of being totally childish and unpredictable makes him potentially dangerous.

It’s a nice idea though. Something along the lines of:

Hey America, is it time for your little boy to come home for his tea now?

TiggerAndHobbes · 19/01/2026 16:27

FOJN · 19/01/2026 16:24

I thought that was satire when I first saw it. It's horrifying but surely no one will take him seriously. Just when you think Trump couldn't publicly humiliated himself anymore he demonstrates he can sink even lower.

Unfortunately, I think we have to take him deadly seriously.

landlordhell · 19/01/2026 16:27

We need to strengthen our European ties and leave him behind.

YourBrickTiger · 19/01/2026 16:27

Mangelwurzelfortea · 19/01/2026 16:22

I think the main one was when he singlehandedly blew up the Death Star.

"I had a word with Darth Vader and we both agreed that for the safety of the galaxy it's best for me to take the lead role of Sith. I shall be known as Emperor Trump. I also invented the 12 parsecs that allowed the Millenium Falcon to travel so fast. That Millenium Falcon as nothing on Air Force One, which I also invented....and we're gonna rename it Air Force Falcon..."

EuclidianGeometryFan · 19/01/2026 16:28

ShawnaMacallister · 19/01/2026 14:36

He's a psychopath. Genuinely I think he is.

No, he's a narcissist. Different thing.

Clearinguptheclutter · 19/01/2026 16:31

I mean in case there was any doubt at all he is clearly unhinged

what worries me most though is that I can’t see any serious backlash in the US (yet). Apparently according to cnn one democratic senator has described him on tv as “dumb”. Too right, but has nobody else got anything to say at all?

BonneMamanAbricot · 19/01/2026 16:31

EuclidianGeometryFan · 19/01/2026 16:28

No, he's a narcissist. Different thing.

I would say malignant narcissist - combination of the two

KnickerlessParsons · 19/01/2026 16:31

FlightwasfromNewark · 19/01/2026 16:24

The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The other Nobel Prizes are awarded by the Swedish Nobel Committee.

Neither is awarded by Denmark though

Cocomelon67 · 19/01/2026 16:33

Appeasement will never work. Sadly we will now need to spend much more on defence to protect ourselves from the madness of America on one side and the threat of China and Russia on the other. It’s the most maddening way to spend our money but it’s now essential.

Echobelly · 19/01/2026 16:34

soupyspoon · 19/01/2026 15:39

Is this real, I havent seen any news?

Yes, I'm afraid it's real, I have seen it quoted on reputable news sites.

I just hope that if he really does try to make a move on Greenland the military leadership will refuse him and/or GOP will impeach as allegedly there is some talk of doing, though I wouldn't hold my breath. They've let him get away with enough insanity, but maybe moving it to a global stage against America's still just-about allies will move someone to act given how wide open it leaves everything, including America, to Russia and China if Trump tries to fight with NATO.

God what a fucking idiot.

Boomer55 · 19/01/2026 16:35

TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 14:35

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

This is why he’s justified in taking Greenland - apparently. How is this giant man-child in charge of the free world?

That’s him. He has power that most countries don’t have. 🙄

FatFoxie · 19/01/2026 16:35

It all remind me of the deluded statements my uncle with a dementia diagnosis comes out with from time to time.
At what point does someone decide that he could be losing capacity and get a real Doctor to examine him (and not one of his stooges)? It's all so emperors new clothes that no one will admit it.

Mangelwurzelfortea · 19/01/2026 16:35

Clearinguptheclutter · 19/01/2026 16:31

I mean in case there was any doubt at all he is clearly unhinged

what worries me most though is that I can’t see any serious backlash in the US (yet). Apparently according to cnn one democratic senator has described him on tv as “dumb”. Too right, but has nobody else got anything to say at all?

They're fed endless pro-Trump propaganda through the various TV channels. Combine that with low levels of education and voila. Large swathes of them believe the bullshit.

I watched Mike Johnson, the Republican speaker and apparently third most powerful man un the USA, being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg yesterday. He looked dead behind the eyes as he parroted the bullshit lines, including 'freedom-loving folk' or some such bullshit apparently all appreciating what Trump is doing to keep us all...free. Because, yeah, taking countries that don't belong to you really looks like freedom.

Daysgo · 19/01/2026 16:40

It's distraction from Epstein. Nothing more.

QueenStevie · 19/01/2026 16:41

I honestly thought this was a parody, but no.

Gainingconfidence · 19/01/2026 16:47

Dymaxion · 19/01/2026 15:36

The whole Greenland thing is unreal. He said it was because he doesn't want Russia too close and yet there is only about 55 miles between the two mainlands, plus there is already an agreement allowing the US to put as many bases/troops on Greenland as they want, so what it is about if not security ?

Natural resources. That’s what he wants.

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 19/01/2026 16:51

QueenStevie · 19/01/2026 16:41

I honestly thought this was a parody, but no.

It's an easy mistake to make.

Unfortunately, with Trump, the reality is so bizarre that satire is rendered powerless. He is a caricature of himself.

PhuckTrump · 19/01/2026 16:51

Daysgo · 19/01/2026 16:40

It's distraction from Epstein. Nothing more.

What’s the end game? We all die a slow death in nuclear ash, so long as nobody sees the Epstein files?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 19/01/2026 16:52

I'd be so embarrassed to be a US citizen right now the Donald is a joke.

"Mommy the nasty Norwegian boy won't give me his school prize & the Danish lady told me to get out of her sister's garden but I like that garden I want it!!" a 7 nearly 8 yr old orange tinged little boy stamped his feet & vowed that one day he would get his own back - well try to but failed.

The US has finally lost all it's credibility.