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(Please humour me, I'm ill and thoroughly fed up of being ill!)

It was a dark and stormy night.
The wind was howling and it sounded menacing.
In the distance I could see...

their line dancing class.

Tonight, they were going to learn the routine to...

Cowboys and Aliens.

But they couldn't concentrate as they were worried about leaving the dog in what with all the fireworks going off

So they left the dog with

MIL but she took him for a walk and forgot the poo bags!

What a mistake to make - but understandable as she was so preoccupied with thinking about the Traitors final tonight.

The poo will have to stay where it is until tomorrow when she can go back, poo bags in hand, only to discover that...

The final is on tomorrow...

Meanwhile, the fireworks were still going, it was not my idea of...

Fun. And MIL has asked me to go out to collect the poo in the poo bags, she doesn't want to go as its dark now and

She needs a hand hold but no one will go with her until..

... morning, when the zombies are all safely tucked up in their beds. Finally , what with Traitors all being over the world can go back to normal and life will resume for ......

Claudia's Fringe.

As the new day dawned, I was reluctant to get out of bed because Friday is when...

The Head and Shoulders delivery! How big will the truck be this week?
Tess said…

Keeeeeeeeeeep dancing!
It's my turn to wear Barbie pink tonight Claud, what are you going to wear?

The delivery man comes and he asked to use the downstairs loo again!! I had to refuse because

The supermarket delivery had contained 100 rolls instead of loo rolls.

.... And I would never expect the delivery man to have to wipe his bum on a sausage roll. Although when times are hard, you gotta do what you gotta do. But getting back to Strictly, Tess decided to ......

do the Hokey Cokey with...

LTB