If babies could be bought at shops, where would yours have come from?

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DD1 mentioned how disgusting she thought it was that she was inside me. I said that it is a bit weird, and if I could have bought her from a shop, I would have done. She feels confident that she'd have been a John Lewis baby, but decided that DD2 is more a sort of IKEA vibe as she's more chaotic, but does the job of being a child.

If you'd have bought your children from a shop, which one do you think they'd have come from?

DD from a 24 hour supermarket - she never seemed to sleep
DS from the Lego shop

Pets at home - not because she's an animal but because she's all about animals (an RVN now, always been animal mad) and as a pp said delivered by Evri as was 11 days late and needed repeated 'encouragement' to actually arrive!

DD1 Chanel DS screwfix DD2 millets

DS1 cheese counter at Booths
DS2 Joke shop

Capezio

Used to love the Very Bazaar as a teen!

Dd1 was definitely a custom job that perhaps went a little astray because the instructions got muddled - quirky, very clever, own person and bit screwed up (adult now and independent) dd2 not sure, perhaps John Lewis, certainly likes brands and nice things

DS1: The Gadget Shop
DS2: a pet shop (back when they still sold puppies)

Yes it’s the weirdest thing in the world yet the most natural at the same time, and why we are here.

The local farm shop, the one where the proper farmers get supplies, not the kind that sell expensive veg and gifts.

Daughter - Harrods.

Son - Temu. Endless weird shit.

Halfords he’s never without a toy vehicle of some description!

Some posh meatmonger, he loves his meat at 6.5 months old and might as well have been born with an animal bone in his mouth.

Total bloke at 6 months old, he likes boobs, meat and pointing at other people's beers.

DS1 Arsenal shop
DS2 Daunts (lovely independent bookstore) or the circus (quirky)
DD Windsor Farm Shop