Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Yeah my heating is on - poured down both ways on my commute. Thank God it’s Friday.

Glad you had a good day Diary and good on DDad with the heated blanket. Presents sound fab too.

Fuck sake at rain on commute Bagzzz

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Gym early doors, fucking smashed it. Then the cunt I married went to Skoda dealer. Keeps fucking telling me the seats are comfortable. I’ve been telling him they’re not fucking comfortable, fuck sake. I’m still fucking fuming 😡

Anyhoo, 🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

<looks under bean bags > where the fuck is everyone?

Had lunch with DD1 and her partner. DH noticed that their cute puppy chewed the door frame in her room when they stayed🤦‍♀️

How’s everyone doing with this fucking weather? It’s fucking Baltic here 🥶 🥶

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Sorry I’ve been AWOL nothing much happening here. Been stopped smoking for 7 weeks now!! Passing the inhalator with flying colours. I got a reading of 2 yesterday and it was 19 when I was smoking.

Tell DH you do not want a fucking Skoda! The seats are NOT cobfortable.

So this Christmas is being spent with Mum and Dad, ds1 & ds2, bro 1 & his son, bro 2 and his wife <spits> and their 3 dc. I detest SIL she pretends to like me.

should be fun. 🤩

Was supposed to be with family but bloody trains were messed up. But meant I sorted stuff (well the bathroom) here.

Stupid fucking trains bagzzz glad you found something useful to do to pass the time.

Im at mum and dad’s dog sitting again dad has the oncologist at 3pm. I’m sitting under a heated throw it’s lovely.

Did Dh say anything about the puppy chewing Adora?

Who ate ALL the Thorntons millionaires bites. 😳 2 packs

I plead not guilty @DiaryofWimpy , I don’t think you will ever find the culprit

Here my brain isn’t happy. I had something hard on Thursday, only managed 1/2 day Friday. Feeling fine then discussed with manager and I’m falling again. Can I have a hug, atm I don’t care about MN etiquette!

🤗 @bagzzz🤗 sending tonnes of hugs your way

I’ve to go for a mammogram On 16th I’m scared 😱

Sorry I haven’t been back diary. Is it routine mammogram? Fraid I can’t reassure you as I’ve never had one.

im just coughing and going to take half day. My poor back is unhappy with it. Taking half day as I’m already falling asleep. In the olden days (all of 6 years Feb 2020!) I would probably have called in sick all day. Now with wfh feel a fraud doing that.

It’s routine bagzzz

If you need to call in sick then do so.

DS2 is awfully depressed with anxiety. I can’t phone docs on his behalf as he rarely wakes before 3

he will have to get his arse in gear

Washing machine repair man is coming between 9:47am and 11:47am. I’ve blasted the heating, the house was cold.

Took DS2 for a haircut yesterday and he ate a pizza so doing a little better

Have a lovely Christmas swearies

Happy Christmas 🎄

Peering around and sprucing up the place for 2026.Hope it’s s good year.
plenty of chocolate around