Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Good news on the bathroom diary. Tell DH to be careful driving Adora
Coughing and sneezing here and generally feeling sorry for myself ☹️

<grabs a bit of carrot cake my favourite >

Not much to say, had constipation bought lye fresh orange did nothing, waited on chemist opening got some lactolus did bugger all went to mum and dads they gave dad sachets for constipation drank one, worked almost immediately had to get dad to run me home 😂 I’m wearing a pad.

Contstpation gone though

Fuck sake at constipation Diary and the fucking cure.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake

Good that the constipation cleared up. I’m at work wfh but exhausted- still coughing. Thinking about sick leave this afternoon and 🛏️ 🥱

Hope you get some fucking rest Bagzzz

How’s everyone else doing?

Went out to Indian 🇮🇳 restaurant. Fucking lush 😋

<leaves on manner of goodies from restaurant on bar >

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

<takes Indian goodies from bar>

Ive not been up to much just lazing around.

quit cigs a week ago that’s going well. Get more patches tomorrow

I hope you feel better soon bagzzz

Fucking well done on giving up the ciggies Diary

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Fuck. Sake.

Up early doors to get DD to work, walked to local coffee shop, bit of weeding in the garden, just sat down to eat lunch. Neighbours called to say “help” pooch escaped. Spent an hour or so searching for the poor little pup 🐶 when he popped out of a field in front of me. Poor neighbours had spent hours looking 👀

All’s well now, he’s all snuggled up after a bath.

DD is starting super fucking tomorrow, fuck sake.

🍷🍷 🍝 🍝 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Got surveyors coming out for an hour long visit this week. I’m dreading the thought of them trying to lean over my huge drawer set in my bedroom. You have to take all drawers out to move the fucking thing.
Paid 130 to get a guy come and take away mattress, .2 seater sofa. Fridge etc so garden looks nice and tidy. The other quote for doing it was 280 😳

Glad you found the pup adora I bet neighbour was glad when pup was found.

Im dog sitting this afternoon as my dad has to see his oncologist to see if these pills are still working well and shrinking the bastard tumour.

i was awake a lot last night i woke up talking and taking my pyjama bottom off?! Couldn’t get back to sleep.

It’s payday today yay!! 🥳 Most of it due out paying credit cards etc. got money for a takeaway tonight once this bastard heart burn wears off.
that is all.

Hope DDad’s pills are fucking Diary also hope all goes well with the surveyors.

DH is stressed, spoke to his son last night. He complained presents for fuck sake.

DD’s boyfriend is here for a few days. I did pasta tonight. Also did a crumble with plums.

<leaves pasta and crumble on bar>

🍷🍷 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope dds boyfriend has a nice stay. Pasta then crumble sounds ace.

Dads tumour is behaving but unfortunately it’s spread to his lymph nodes so he needs to get radiotherapy but he seems well.

Im just back from there I hit egg all down my front and in my hair, then I sharted on the way home.

Mum gave me chicken gourjons for tonight then shopping comes on Thursday yay!! 🥳

Sorry about your Dad’s condition Diary and glad DMam gave you dinner for tonight.

Grub last night was indeed lush 😋 my groceries are due tomorrow too, need to move some money to pay for it. Fuck sake. I’ve only got about 80 quid in savings, fuck sake.

Went to nearby town this morning for errands and a mooch around shops. I’ve got some ideas for DH’s Cuntmas present 🎁 coz I took him into a clothes shop.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

ugh. Fuck sake. Up early doors. Done laundry, vacuumed, cleared a cupboard for service heating system tomorrow. Once that’s done I’ll have to put everything back. Fuck sake.

How’s everyone else doing?

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Fewv days late but to hear about your dad’s tumour diary. Well done on all the that work Adora. Had a couple of days off and feel so relaxed so actually mind work today.

Glad you are relaxed Bagzzz

Wassup everyone else?

I’m fucking knackered 😴 up early again for heating system service, then into town for errands. Had fish & chips for lunch, so only cheese and crackers tonight, except DD needs dinner 🤦‍♀️ I’ll have a rummage through the freezer.

<leaves food on bar for everyone >

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Glad you’re chilled bagzzz

Gme some of that food Adora

I have to prep the bathroom getting a whole new one this week 🥳

Not sure what we’re having at mum and dads this week but we haven’t had a roast in weeeks?!

Still have no smoking patch on but I knocked a filling out so dentist on Tuesday 😒

Dentist? You have a dentist? Right, I’m moving in with you Diary

Sorry about your tooth/filling, obvs, fuck sake.

We had a BBQ yesterday, few neighbours and friends. Rain held off and everyone enjoyed chatting.

Fucking knackered today, had a snooze in the sofa. Just back from a short walk.

Leftovers for dinner tonight, spuds 🥔 cooked on the Barbie, salad and steak that didn’t get cooked.

🍷🍷🥩🥩🍗🍗🥗🥗 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

OMG. Went to the gym yesterday. Took it easy but fuck me, I feel it today 🤦‍♀️

DD’s BF is over. Took time off work coz they had a mild disagreement and the poor thought he’d been dumped. Root of the issue is his grandma, but he sees it and fully supports DD. Everyone knows she’s the problem and no one stands for her manipulative antics.

🍰🍰 ☕️ ☕️ all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake .

Ah those gyms are lethal places. So I’ve been told 😂

Dentist went fine, numbness just wearing off. We haven’t quite a few to choose from but I’ve found the best, I’ve no idea where he’s from Greece maybe but he gives injections like no other, you don’t feel a thing. I feel it now the numbness is wearing off but other than that, no complaints

Bbq sounds ace, you sound like a close knit neighbourhood.

Sorry DD had a tiff with boyfriend but glad he supports her, that’s good. 😊

Going back to dentists they have to keep opening and closing times of when they’re taking people on a whoever is building more houses bringing more people then they have to close their books for a while and not have a list and on it goes.

Glad your dentist is good, and that you are already registered before too many people.

We went out this arvo, got a few more ideas for presents and showed DH a bag I like - this one here, in this colour fingers crossed 😂

DD and the BF are fine, he looked relieved. Turned up with her favourite chocolates. They’ve just had a takeaway delivered and are upstairs watching telly.

Back to the gym tomorrow. Actually feel better for it despite my expectations. It’s been more than a fucking year, fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope he gets the right bag Adora 😂

Council bods are hear tearing apart my bathroom DS2 just walked through like a zombie all their banging must have woke him up. 👀

Hope the council bods get finished pronto Diary

Gym again, managed a bit more but still taking it easy.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Oh God long day. Well done on smashing the gym Adora I’m supposed to be going <looking at gym subscription on statement>
Glad the dentist went well.

Exhausted - left work early today. In bed need to haul myself up and still my meal in the oven.