Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

This

I’ve moved us to chat too soon we don’t lose the thread —and I couldn’t figure out where 90 days only was

@adorabell@bagzzz

Oh hello - thanks Diary, didn’t realise we were disappearing.

No it doesn’t tell you bagzzz it just disappears 😂

I wonder if Adora will find us in chat as we’re usually on 90 days only 🤔

I was confused why the thread had gone!
I’m also dog sitting. Here’s the dog in question being very unsubtle about wanting a treat…

Aw what a cutie. toffee are you dog sitting for the day or longer?

I’ve actually been dog sitting for a week! It’s for family friends who we’ve known for years. The family are in the US visiting relatives. The dog’s name is Zelda and she’s about 10 I think.

Mum and dads dog is Darcey, she’s 8.

Ive got a really upset tummy this morning I was keeping everything crossed when in the shop, I thought I was going to follow through 😂

@Adorabell

My Dbro was saying the nurses woke him up to tell him he was sweating and to get a fan on him. It was 2am 😂 he’s still got infection unfortunately so still on a drip.

They’ve took his Hickman line out as that was source of infection so all being well he’ll get out tomorrow

I have a fucking annoying fly. I’m trying to watch TV but it keeps giving at me. I hope it fucks off soon

Keeps landing on me

Different days, same shit. Fly still fucking annoying me but I fear I’ve trapped it in my room as I’ve shut the curtains as the sun sets in my bedroom and it gets to some horrid temperatures.

Dbro getting home tomorrow hopefully

Is it too early for bed? I’m all Saturdayed out 😂

<runs in and attaches bungee to bar>

Thank fuck I’ve found the way back to the cave.

Those pooches are luffly 🥰

I’m fucking skint, fuck sake. Just froze bread to stop it going stale. Used the ends to eat blue cheese, forgot the cheese was open 🤦‍♀️

🍰🍰🍷🍷 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Oh I’m skint too Adora get paid this week though 🥳 then I’ll be skint again. I’ve been using credit cards then paying them off before interest kicks in but it’s a never ending circle. Never fucking mind. Times will get easier 🤞

I wanted tag tick tock but don’t know her full nickname

Dbro got home Dad said “I’ve made macaroni “ bro said “fuck that I’ve been in hospital all week I’m having a big greasy kebab” 😂

😂😂 hope DBro gets the food he wants Diary

Went out to meet DD2 with her BF, had a ☕️, walked around, had 🍕 so I’ve leftovers for dinner 😊

🍕🍕🍷🍷🍨🍨 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

<takes some leftovers for breakfast >

My mum got me a new alarm clock as mines is on its way out. It’s nice, it’s LED.

Ooo 🍕 without calories. Another work week - I feel like it’s almost time for bed 8am Monday. On a positive note cooked pasta sauce yesterday so ready for dinner tonight 🍝 (I wouldn’t take it if I was you though you’re welcome I am not a good cook

<takes some of bagzzz pasta sauce>

we had Chinese, fucking delicious but they’d put the chips in the sweet and sour sauce? I like to drizzle the sauce over the chicken/ham fried rice. Still ate it though

DS2 has been left with instructions to tidy kitchen tonight as groceries are arriving tomorrow

Had a nosebleed so pasta sauce is back into the fridge. Hoping it keeps until tomorrow

Fuck sake at nose bleed, although I’m sure the pasta sauce is good.

Chinese food sounds lush, except the fucking sauce on chips 🤢 fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Today has mainly consisted of sitting on my arse dog sitting for 5 hours. With tea breaks. Groceries arrived early so I could hardly eat lunch at mums as I’d been stuffing my face.

Poor Darcey was pining for mum and dad, she didn’t even let out a sound when the postie arrived.

i ordered myself an overpriced candle. Then came home and me and DS2 lifted fridge which was in his room downstairs and out the back garden.

Im going to get DS1 to come with his van and move all my junk. Today has gone in really fast I watched loose women, the news, lingo, then tipping point so that’s my game show fix for a while 😂 ex h phoned but I couldn’t hear him and didn’t really want to talk to him so just I was at my mum and dads and would speak to him later this week. He annoys me.