Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Hope you feel better Bagzzz after resting and got your meal.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Managed to get to gym again. Slept in though so inly 30 minutes. I’m looking after neighbour’s pooches, just tucked them in for the night.

Not much else going on today, bit of laundry, made granola for DD2 and had a grocery delivery.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Glad you’re back at the gym Adora

Hope your meal was nice bagzzz

Council bod we’re here 2 days. Then the Clerk of Works to assess wether or not I needed a new kitchen ceiling?!! I don’t thank fuck. Just the painters to come in now and paint it!

Ex was supposed to be coming down to collect something he just texted to say he’s taking girlfriend into hospital as 111 think she has a serious kidney infection. He’s got to be home by 7pm (on tag) so don’t think I’ll see him today.

There is a god. 😂

Yay <puts out bunting > hope ex stays the fuck away Diary fuck sake.

We went out today. Met up with stepson.

Fucking knackered. Up early doors tomorrow, then having lunch with neighbours. Local pub.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope your ceiling is done soon diary and lunch is nice tomorrow Adora
No real news here, going to hide in bed.

<looks around > you still hiding Bagzzz ?

Food was fucking lush as per, great company with neighbours. Just back <undoes jeans> fucking stuffed.

Weather is yucky here, fuck sake. How is in your areas?

<leaves fully laden plates, plus puddings, on the bar>

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

It’s fucking freezing up here Adora

Glad you enjoyed your pub lunch. I’m just back from my parents, we had steak pie mashed potatoes and peas. I’m fucking stuffed.

you still in hiding bagzzz?

Ex came down this morning but had girlfriend in car so didn’t stay long yay!!

Did surface and do the usual things I need to apart from cleaning and changing the sheets. Back in bed again, but I’ll get up shortly and find something on TV. It amazes me that with mamy multiple channels and Netflix I still can’t find anything to watch.

Glad ex couldn’t stay Diary 😂

Hope you found something to watch and feel better Bagzzz

Cold here but clear sky and sunny here today.

Gym this morning, still taking it easy but smashed the rowing machine 😊 did more than DH <smug> 😊😊

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

My carbon monoxide has gone from 17 down to 3 with stopping smoking. <proud>

Didn’t mean to just post that.

Going down to mum and dads tomorrow for a roast beef dinner.
mIcbought some sweets in for the trick or treaters and no one came to the door so i best eat them. 😊

Hope you enjoy/enjoyed the sweets Diary 😂😂

We went to our local pub for roast yesterday, fucking lush as always 😋

Gym this morning, bought DH’s Cuntmas present 🎁 fucking glad I left it until now, another £20 off 😁 Ended up stuck in fucking traffic and luckily the grocery driver could wait. Thank fuck coz I had a headache, couldn’t face going to shops.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Not looking forward to the fireworks tonight.

never looked them even as a child I would sit in the kitchen watching from the window

Good on the delivery driver they’re usually soo impatient, glad you got DH his Xmas gift. I’ve got my mums and a bloody credit card just upped my limit from 300 to £950. I’m trying not to give in to it 😂 they even sent an email telling me to go shopping and start spending 🙈

Fuck sake Diary I would put the credit card away and not use, cheeky fuckers telling you to spend 😡 the cunts are trying to get into debt and pay ££££’s in interest. Fuck sake.

Gym again this morning, smashed it 😁 then went out with neighbour for dog walk. She has 4 pooches. Then walked to coffee shop, 5,500 steps. I’ll be fucking knackered.

Bought DD2’s present too, just need a few stocking fillers now.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Glad you’re smashing the gym Adora

It’s my least favourite meal at mum and dads tomorrow, macaroni cheese. It’s nice enough but fills you up quickly then hungry an hour later.

My mums friend is in hospital she went to see her today, she’s being put on palliative care from Monday 7-10 days left. 😢

Yes I keep thinking about that credit card I need to cut the fucker up.

Had shepherds pie for dinner it was delicious, what did you get DD for Christmas? <nosy>

Not keen on macaroni cheese myself diary. Sorry about your mum’s friend. Also nosey adora unless it’s something like a cycling hobby that would out you.

Bought coffee mugs in a colour she loves, and I’ll get her resistant bands for exercise.

Sorry about your Mam’s friend Diary

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. Fuck sake. I’ll be back.

This, expensive but there’s an outlet shop so it’s cheaper.

They’re nice Adora

Just back from parents. I’m stuffed <undoes button>

Dobbies on Friday. I turn 52 on Friday too.

<grabs the zimmer frame>

Cheers Diary hope lunch at parents was good 👍

Went to gym yesterday but didn’t smash it, by lunchtime I had sore throat, fuck sake. I feel fucking knackered now 🤦‍♀️ fuck sake.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope you’re feeling better soon Adora glad the food was good diary
Nothing to say here.

Feeling a bit better, thanks. Had a lazy day, just walked to coffee shop.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Who just the last 3 millionaires short bread. Oh yeah that was me 😂

Mum just texted to ask whether I wanted my presents today or tomorrow I said tomorrow 🎁

Glad you’re sore throat didn’t develop into a nightmare cold Adora

I never have anything to say bagzzz then I come on and it all just spills out.

My friend Gary is in agony with his arthritis he was in bed all day yesterday and it’s rained all day so don’t think he’ll be moving far

Happy fucking burfday Diary 🎂🥂🎉🎁

Fucking rain is torrential here, hope you have better weather, fuck sake.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round, I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Not so much rain but bloody freezing. I got to my parents and was shaking with the cold. My dad went and got me my mums heated throw. It was bloody lovely just to sit with my tea ☕️ under a warm blanket.

Got a new TV for the living room, mum treated me to some boots earlier from an outlet near Dobbies then flowers from Morrison’s underwear a jumper and nice smellies from Valentte my favourite candle shop.

I got the mini breakfast at Dobbies the sausage was slightly over cooked but it was nice enough. Mum also bought me some fleecy lined socks my feet are super cosy. I caved in and have put the heating on for an hour or so.