Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Hope your mood improves diary. You dint have Covid do you? Not raining here yet.

No not got Covid bagzzz my dad has it now though. 😞 I’m feeling a bit brighter this morning. Hope it continues

Exh asked me to go on holiday with him. 😂 either get my passport or for a caravan for few days. I just ignored him

Hope your mood continues to improve Diary
<sending good vibes and lashings of sunlight ☀️☀️>

Just had roast dinner in local pub, quick drive round local village.

<leaves fully laden plates on bar, roast of choice with all trimmings >

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

<takes some roast beef and all the trimmings>

yes that’s low mood has fucked off, don’t know why it started on Saturday but it’s gone. That’s the main thing. Thanks for the healing vibes

Lazy day here, coffee with neighbours this morning. Had pork for dinner.

Watching TV.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Off. Up early doors to see DD2 off to work, I stayed home for delivery. Turf for the garden. I started ferrying turf to back garden, DH laying it. Then neighbours turned up the help.

Just showered, fuck sake. Grocery delivery due tomorrow.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Wow great work, hope the lawn is looking good Adora. I hope your mood is still good diary

Grocery delivery yesterday so plenty of yoghurts and shortcake bites!! For now.

exh came for dinner last night, because he’s on a tag I knew he would have to leave about 6.30pm to get home for 7. I don’t know why I married him, he’s very irritating.

Talking of turf I need to do my back garden again once we next get a few dry days. I’m hoping it will be the last cut this year!

Mood has improved thanks bagzzz

Lawn is done, everyone knackered and sore today🤦‍♀️ fuck sake.

Glad ex had to go Diary but why the fuck are you having him over for dinner? No judgment, but I’d tell him to fuck right off. <evil bitch>

Had ☕️ with DD2 before her shift, back home for groceries then out for ☕️ with neighbours. Need to think about lunch but CBA, fuck sake.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

He turned up just as me and DS2 were getting dinner ready so I just put him a spaghetti bolognese frozen meal. I wasn’t cooking for him. He has a van now which means he can “pop in” but thankfully he works and lives 30 minutes from here. But I wasn’t cooking glad when he left.

Glad you got the turf down. I bet you will be sore. I changed my bedding today and just had to sit down twice doing it as it was killing my back 😂

Loooong day here, up early doors for DD’s work. Just got back from dinner with DH’s client. Over from South America. Lovely evening, nice peeps, good grub and 🍷

Fuck sake at ex just turning up Diary well done not fucking cooking for the cunt. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍔🍟🥗 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Glad you enjoyed your meal out Adora

Ive just had a lazy day today done a bit of laundry.

Made spag Bol for dinner because it’s easy.

got nice clean bedding in too so I’ll be having an early night in my freshly laundered bedding.

Dentist tomorrow <nervous> they sent me text reminding me yesterday, then an email today then they phone to confirm around 3 ish. Bit extreme.

Oooh fresh bedding sounds lush.

I did bolognaise too 😋

Pretty lazy day here too, fuck sake. Slept in, coffee and cake at local gaff. Did one load of laundry.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Dentist went fine. Scale and polish. I just had thin cut steak on rolls for dinner they were delicious

Mum and dad are away to the caravan for a week. Well till Monday. So I’ll have to see what I can rustle up for Sunday dinner.

<takes 🍰 >

Glad to hear the dentist went well. Didn’t sleep last night and struggling to keep myself awake to not begin a cycle of early bed and early waking. Might get into bed 🥱

An early night does you the world of good bagzzz hope you slept well.

Just back in from hairdressers, I was looking forward to buying a bacon roll from the cafe next door but it shut whilst I was in hairdressers 😞 never mind I’ll make something.

Hope you got something nice for tea diary. Slept from 10 to 5.30, exhausted again. Boo. I know part of the reason is I need more exercise but not today

Glad dentist went well Diary

Hope your snooze doesn’t fuck up your schedule Bagzzz

Did chicken for dinner, roasted, with veg. Walked around town with DH in the afternoon, had coffee and cake. Grocery delivery tomorrow morning. Up early to get DD to work, quick before dashing back for groceries.

<leaves plates of roast chicken dinner on bar>

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Chicken dinner sounds lovely

I was texting my mum yesterday and she said she was ok but looking forward to coming home because they had no heating in the caravan. Then about 20 mins later she texted to say they had just spoken to the owner and there was an electric fire 🔥 so she was quite happy. 😃

Glad your mum has heating, hope she enjoys her stay in the caravan.

We had lunch with friends. Haven’t seen them this year. All good. Got some laundry done, picked up DD from work. Then did chicken salad for dinner. Fucking knackered.

Currently enjoying 🍰 from DD’s work, fucking lush 😋

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Still in bed, need to get up and do some cleaning and dig out my warmer clothes to see what still fits. Then the good bit need a manicure. Or I could just stay in bed.

Did you get the manicure Bagzzz, or stayed in bed?

I thought I’d have slept in cos DD’s boyfriend stayed over and he drove her to work. Oh no, DH wanted to have ☕️ with him, not a problem apart from waking up at 06:40 🤦‍♀️ fuck sake.

Had a snooze this arvo and just did a picky tea.

<leaves all manner of picky tea bits on bar >

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Yes bagzzz did you get your manicure?

Ive been awake most of the night having crazy dreams about my ex FIL. Crazy

<takes picky bits from bar>

Got a wash on because it’s supposed to windy and sunny, what’s the bet it rains.

Got some lush sheets from TikTok shop they were only £6.12 but they fit perfectly no pinging off at the ends.