Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Aww at Darcy pining. Hope the candle is lush.

Had veg from neighbours garden with sausages for dinner. Need to see if my fucking overdraft will allow me to get some groceries tomoz, fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Aww poor Darcy. Hope the budget stretches Adora

I’ve got some Thorntons Shortcake bites. I’ve hid them in bedroom so DS2 can’t eat them 😂 I bought him a pack too which he thinks we share but he still eats them all.

<leaves shortcake bites on bar>

I had to uninstall the app then restart I couldn’t get on testing to see if my name is still the same

Yes all working fine

<grabs a caramel shortbread>

Ooh caramel shortbread <swipes a shortbread > well done sneaking a packet away 😂

DH paid for groceries 👍 had sausages with veg for dinner. Had a small pub lunch on the way home coz we were both fucking ravenous. Nearby lush place do “light” lunch, I had chilli- not exactly small portions though.

Got a freebie ☕️ early doors. Dropped DD at work and one of her colleagues nearly always doesn’t charge us 😊

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Got free plants this morning <grins from ear to ear> local shop is clearing out the summer stock. Also, neighbours friend gave me bits from his allotment.

<leaves free flowers and veg on bar>

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Oh free flowers how nice!! Well done DH getting groceries, I’ve just had macaroni for lunch then 2 yoghurts (while they are still there)

<takes flowers and veg>

I must have nodded off before lunch but I woke myself up snoring 😂

I’m getting a cheese Nan, tandoori chicken tikka starter, with salad and sauces separate.

It opens at 4.30pm. 😋

Ooh, chicken tikka sounds lush, I’ve done chicken with veg for dinner with rice packet. Just watered the garden. Trimmed roses this arvo.

DH put the plants out.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Boot full with the plants 🪴 😊 some were a bit straggly but perked up with water.

Chicken soup here.

Adora you didn’t half score with them!! Your garden must be bursting at the seams!!

chicken soup sounds lush. I had chicken tikka it was lovely but £16.90 😮 I’ll keep it as a one off treat. My candle arrived this morning too so I have it on. Lavender it’s beautiful

Glad the candle is good 😊

Still need to put a few plants in.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

It’s a beautiful day here today. We have family up from Yorkshire just now, they brought their caravan and parked near the beach. Their dog is 17!! She can’t see or hear properly so just sits in her bed.

Im heading out today with my friend fuck knows where to but I’m sure it will include the beach!

Hope you had a good time with your friend Diary also hope the elderly pooch is okay.

Got laundry done, bedding on the line. Went out to town. Did chicken salad for dinner.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope you had a good time with your friend diary and well done on the housework Adora

I basically crashed Friday evening, exhausted and Saturday tried but failed to go somewhere then just rested. A bit better Sunday and yesterday. Feeling pretty normal at the moment, but I’m still in bed but going to take things slowly before work again tomorrow.

Hope you’ve rested Bagzzz

Fucking torrential rain early this morning.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Hope work goes okay *bagzzz^

Its threatening to rain here, it’s gone all dark outside.

I just had macaroni with bacon through it it was lush. Went to shop seen a friend of a friend she completely ignored me so I didn’t make the effort to speak to her. It was strange. People are weird.

DMum has horrible cold she probably caught it off ds1 on Sunday as he had it. He should keep his germs to himself.

<gives germ sharing DS Paddington stare for infecting MaDiary fuck sake>

Hope DMum recovers PDFQ Diary and yes, people can be fucking weird. Your pasta sounds lush 😋 I’ve just had pasta 🍝 for dinner. Had the oven on earlier for tomatoes from the garden so I chucked mince with tinned tomatoes in and called it done ✔️ 😂

Had fucking torrential rain here on and off all fucking day, fuck sake. Least the veg doesn’t need watering.

How you doing this evening Bagzzz?

🍷🍷🍝🍝 🥗 🥗 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

I asked mum if she’d took a Covid test she said it was out of date so I ran to chemist and bought one. Positive so I won’t be down there for the foreseeable

as Adora would say fuck sake.

Again fuck sake with the Covid Diary
Glad you plants had a good drink Adora

it did get better
Trying to take it easy at work. Should be going back to my folks this weekend so trying to get the place looking OK. Plan some leave. Fingers crossed I don’t crash again. . Turning in early here.

Hope you have good rest Bagzzz

Hope your DM is okay Diary

Had a lazy day, went local coffee shop. Torrential rain on/off all fucking day. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round.

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

I’m a bit depressed 😔 can’t seem to shake it off. Got laundry washed and dried this morning then the rain started about 3/4pm and I haven’t moved since.

<attempts to shake off depression by drinking 🍷 >