Sweary Thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I’m dog sitting which consists of this (pic attached)

Parents are away till Sunday, they’re in Devon. toffeebro off to Japan tomorrow to visit a university friend who lives there, so from tomorrow till Sunday I’ll be all a-fucking-lone! I’ll be OK 🤣 I have the guinea pigs to keep me company but I don’t really get much love off them haha.

Hope you enjoy your free time toffee, and the guinea pigs limited company 😂 also everyone else in the toffee household enjoy there trips.

Fuck sake at bastard dreams Diary 😮
Did your washing dry?

Went into town, DH had dental appointment. Then coffee and sarnies. I’m fucking knackered.

🍰🍰☕️☕️ all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Washing all dried

<psst guess whose just been down and ate 4 caramel shortcake bites>

Not me no. (Lies)

enjoy your alone time toffee

Quick hello - up and down mood here. I didn’t see any caramel shortcake? Surely a mistake it was never there!

Nope bagzzz no shortbread to be seen, I hope your mood stays on the up!

Just had a radox bath it lovely and bubbly!

<tops up caramel shortcake >

Ugh. Fucking knackered 😴 fuck sake.

🍰🍰 🍷🍷all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Waited in all day on tickets for DS1 to go to Amsterdam but they haven’t arrived as yet.

He was sending me pics on Sunday of him on a horse 😂 I said you’re braver than me he said it was okay but he couldn’t get used to trotting so he was just jumping up and down 😂

I’m going to cut the fucking grass tomorrow afternoon and hopefully that will be its Final Cut this year. I hope.

<pops back in to take caramel shortcake bite>

Just cut the fucking grass. I need a lie down it’s fucking heavy going.

Fuck sake. Just spent 4 days with CILs.

Glad you got the grass cut, hope the tickets arrived and hope DS1 enjoys the horse riding.

🍷🍷 🍝 🥗 all round.

I’ll be in the vat of vodka. Fuck sake.

Aw 4 days??!! I feel your pain.

im totally skint had to put some groceries on credit card!!

Im just waiting on mail coming then going for a nice long bath.

I’ve changed my sheets so will get in nice clean bed tonight

Have you recovered @AdoraBell
hope you enjoyed the bath @DiaryofWimpy
have been clearing papers and cleaning. More to do but maybe another day. Not new sheets but new PJs for me.

<climbs out of vat> finally recovered, cheers Bagzzz

Hope you enjoyed your bath Diary, fuck sake though at needing credit card for groceries. Fuck sake.

Had coffee with neighbour this morning, then did 1 load of laundry. Need to wash bedding tomorrow.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Had an early night last night. Then some fucker started letting off fireworks 🧨 the bastards. Finally got to sleep and at 11.45pm woke up in the kitchen eating a Swiss roll!! So that was me up until about 2am then woke at 8am. Shit sleep all round.

Im going down to my parents for dinner, don’t know what we’re having yet. Something delicious I hope.

Bath was lovely yesterday, but felt the cold having a shower this morning. It’s definitely getting chilly.

ex h was supposed to put £10 into my account yesterday did he fuck? Then texts an hour ago saying sorry and that he was ill and needed a chat with me. I ignored the fucker and thankfully he didn’t call. Prick of a man

Fucking fireworks 🧨 apparently last night there was one every hour. No wonder I slept shit. Mums dog 🐶 had them up all night too.

Theyve started early today too so it looks like we’re in for more tonight. 😡

Fuck sake at fireworks 🎇 Diary , and fucking ex, fuck sake

I’m fucking knackered 😴 up early to take DD to work. Shower once got back, laundry, cooked chicken for dinner this evening. Only positive today was sun ☀️ to dry the sheets.

DD’s boyfriend is picking her up from work, then staying over.

Hope lunch at parents was delicious 😋 Diary

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

Diary here’s hoping for a quieter night and you get a good sleep as well Adora

After some days leave I’ve got the blues as back to work. Still I suppose it’s paying the bills.

Lunch was fine. It was my least favourite macaroni but the fireworks 🧨 stopped and a good sleep was had by all. 😊

Dobbies tomorrow for breakfast 🥞

Glad the fucking fireworks 🎆 have stopped. Sorry your lunch wasn’t your favourite 😂😂

DH had a CT scan, just had a sarnie in coffee shop, fucking lush.

DD was out early doors but BF stayed so we slept in, thank fuck.

☕️☕️🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

DS1 is in Amsterdam for 2 days. I darent think of the state he will get in as he’s not a weed smoker. Well he wasn’t before he left 😂 no fireworks tonight so far. I’ve got a fucking direct debit coming out on the 1st I get paid the 2nd. I phoned virgin they said that’s fine, as long as you pay it on 2nd. He said your direct debit is like a pay reminder. 😂 That’s one way of putting it. Managed to scrape enough for payment by cutting back on going to local shop 10 times a day 🙄

Council bods phoned they’re coming to give me a full new bathroom suite week 22nd/23rd October 🙌

ex redeemed himself and gave me £50

Ive been paying for his sons for past 16 years so why not?

Ooh, glad they’ll do your bathroom Diary glad ex sent money at last, fuck sake.

Did chilli for, I’ll leave some on the bar.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

<leaves bowls of chilli and all trimmings on bar >

Ooft. Up early to take DD to work. Fuck sake.

Mostly just pottered around, washed DD’s bedding, the boyfriend picked her up from work then they fucked off to a restaurant instead of coming home for dinner.

Hope everyone is okay with this fucking storm. Wet and windy here but no damage.

<leaves bowls of chilli and bar, afuckingain, better second day >

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰

Grocery delivery this morning, carrot cake on bar.

Not much going on here other than DH hit a nail on the road and so we need 2 fucking tyres 🤦‍♀️ fuck sake.

🍷🍷 to go with the carrot cake 🍰 🍰

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.