Glastonbury-who’s left to do the Legends slot?

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Who is left, that is a legend, has enough absolute bangers to sing along to, doesn’t take themselves too seriously, is maybe a little camp(in the glam, fun sense)and is still alive (and is capable of singing still)? All the ones I can think of have either done it, are dead or are more headliner fodder. The only ones I can think of are Blondie and Neil Diamond?
And given that most legends are now ex legends, who would be your dream Legend?

Supertramp!

Duran Duran would be amazing.

Muse (?)
Fleetwood Mac
Billy Idol
Kate Bush
Queen
Madonna
Depeche Mode
Metallica
Iron Maiden

Talking Heads
Depeche Mode
New Order
U2
Spandau Ballet
Culture Club
UB40

Blondie did it I think, perhaps wasn’t the legends slot.

i think if they could get a few of them, a stock aitkin and waterman artists together would be great, few eat then altogether. Some have toured together as 80’s legends type shows. Could do similar with other eras, artists not big enough to do it alone but together would be great.

As an individual artist - human league would be my dream if I was going

Cher - not worth the risk after Diana Ross
Elton - recent years
Blondie - recent years
Maria - see Cher
Pink - see Elton

Talking Heads yass !!

Supertramp!

James Taylor

Has Bruce Springsteen done it?

iI'd LOVE Madonna to do it, I'm sure she's been asked.

Depeche Mode?

Talking Heads / Muse

OH YESSSS

Kate and FM are more headliners (but can’t see Kate doing it at all)
Diana Ross was last time(and was awful)
GnR? Would they not think they should be headliners? Are they singalongy enough?(not for me, but that’s just my taste)
Maybe Adele or CL, but does Cyndi have 90 mins of hits?
Doubt Mozzer would get asked(but would be wild)
Does Streisand still perform?
And prob not Aha given Morten’s health.

Jeff Lynne and either ELO or whoever can play the Travelling Wilbury songs with him

James Taylor is amazing live.

Talking heads/David Byrne - yes please!

Mr Blue Sky would be absolutely legendary

There are rumours that they are reforming,but that would be a huge world tour I reckon.(I would sell a kidney)

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Queen is not Queen without Freddie imo. It’s just Brian, Roger and that excuse for a vocalist. 😭

The Strolling Bones

Bob Dylan is the only other one left, I think?

The Beach Boys although it would only be Mike Love and Bruce Johnstone sadly.

Loads of these bands(whilst huge and amazing) lack the self deprecation needed for the legends slot, they need to be able to take the piss out of themselves a bit, get everyone up in their sequins and costumes, singing along and dancing. James Taylor for example, doesn’t scream that.
DH said not fucking Supertramp, one of the few bands he’s walked out of for being pretentious, up themselves and generally crap.

ELO
Erasure
Paul Simon
Eurythmics
The Pogues
Slade
The Happy Mondays
Billy Joel

Abba
The Pretenders

Lenny Kravitz
Lauren Hill
Stevie Wonder
Bruce Springsteen
Dolly Parton
Grace Jones
Red Hit Chilli Peppers
Erasure