Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

Barm !! Ffs autocorrect

I'm Merseyside which was Lancashire, maybe that is where is comes from

That'd be a real bun regional small bread fight!
I'm a mongrel so I'm happy with either. I could never quite get around somewhere on the lancs side of the Pennines where bacon, burgers etc came in a 'teacake' though.

People would be less shocked if you said you wanted crystal meth in the tea!

the thread title and considerably better spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Judgy!

Yes, I'm hoping to set up a separate 'Judgy Board' too.

I'm sure that this one has already been done but I'm serious so I don't mind repeating it:

Please can we have a separate board for people who get the ick. Just seeing this expression in Active Conversations gives me ... the .... makes me feel queasy.

Pikelets are flatter than crumpets and not as airy
I know them from NZ where they were v popular

A board for super high earners so we don't have to acknowledge the high earning riff raff.

Very niche.

A board for those who will still care for an elderly parent, even if they don't provide 439 hours per week unpaid childcare, or are 'being unfair' about their 'inheritance ' bacause they are living it up by having a weekend in a tent in their garden and spending 10p a day on a packet of Discos

Naughty!!

A board that bans totally irrelevant TWs

This is the best post on the internet for quite some time

People who put their loo rolls the wrong way round. ie under rather than over.

Those people are monsters and have no place in civilised society.

And a separate board for people who put their loo rolls the wrong way round. ie over rather than under.

Disclaimer: The above sentence is intended for the purpose of humour. I do not now, and never have, believed that people should put their loo rolls under.

A board for those of us who surreptitiously change them to the correct position

A Frasier appreciation board

A board for people who love the tingle of pickled onion monster munch

A board for people who love tacky crap like personalised number plates, Ugg boots, and glitter (I'd be all over that board)

A board for houses that don't sell but have polyester curtains and bed covers, usually purple. I then don't have to waste my time trying to offer advice.

How about a time saving option that fills in the default answer and ends the thread?

”Why isn’t my house selling?”
> The price is too high.

“Should I confront (fill in appropriate person like OW, colleague, ex, former friend)?”
> No. Move on with your life

“Is this the most gorgeous man ever?”
> Unless you’ve said Paul Newman, No.

It would leave me more time to enjoy all the CF threads

A board for people who say “Hence why”

(so I can avoid them)

I'd join you in avoiding that!

@32nddalmation What is the Watford gap?

I know this thread is satirical but.... THIS! Please @MNHQ ☝️

There is one! Noone seems to really use it. It's really quiet