Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

I'm in!

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Because if it gets too well done the texture changes and I can't do overcooked toast. It is up there with steak, lamb chops and prawns at the top of my "things I cannot eat if they are overcooked" list.

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A Bored Board for the bored.

Trouble is, I do this regularly; get v worrked up about something SpaG, then unwittingly add an error, then post, so I am hoist by my own petard

@OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays there's a name for it. Muphrey's Law. Note spelling.

I’d like a board game to go with the cheese and charcuterie boards please.

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Same!!! 😁😁😁😁😁

No, you didn't.

One for those for whom critical thinking (or any kind of thinking outside their own, narrow sphere) is quite obviously a challenge and who can't understand that society consists of all sorts of people who face their own sets of challenges. A sort of misery laden, race to the bottom if you will, exposing their bitterness and jealousy on the way down. It would be handy to corral them in one place as the constant derailing by the 'my life is so much worse than yours' brigade is tedious and predictable now.

A board for people who aren't furious all the time.

In answer to the OP's question, I would like a board where men are not allowed. Men who say they're men, (man here!) and also men who purport to be women.

A board for people that manage to wriggle 'men in girl's sports', men turning into women', 'trans', 'don't know what a woman is' etc. into every thread, whether relevant or not.

Otherwise, I'd like to see a board for people who return their shopping trolleys after using them. It's a good test of character.

So do you want an ironing board and a cup board?

A board for absent minded women, I forget why I wanted one, now.

A board for the sistine chapel overreactors, eg - crying here, just spat my tea out, can't breath, literally shaking, tea just shot out of my nose! - etc. to mildly amusing posts. I'd love to see how hysterical it could get.

A board for people who say "That isn't the gotcha you think it is" (which often isn't the gotcha they think it is).

And a board for people who say ...

^ This.

A board for people who cannot envisage a world where some people go through life without a garage, a drive, a shed, a playroom, a loft, a garden full stop or a loft.

They can gather there and say "can't you just put it in the garage?" to each other, and reply "oh yes, why didn't I think of that?" instead of antagonising the rest of us with their assumptions.

A board for people who feel they have been deleted unnecessary

And "I'm richer than you and I want to brag about it" board.
imagine how well used that would be

A board for people who’ve never watched the GBBO and almost certainly never will.

Weirdo

A board for all the ‘How old do I look?’ posts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law

Note spelling.

A board for people who hold their cutlery in opposite hands to what is deemed 'normal' . Makes me so cross when people say it's rude !

Pikelets vs Crumpets.

My grandad called them pikelets when he was alive. He was Northern. My Midlands-based arse calls them Crumpets. Warburtons do too.

Fight!