Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

A board for people who hate all dairy (AKA the Devil's food) with a vengeance. I find all the talk of fucking cheese extremely triggering.

Pro life 🌹

But in all seriousness, we can't talk about cheese enough.

Can we have a charcuterie board to go with the cheese board?

I'd genuinely like a board for Christians, along the lines of the Muslim and Jewish ones.
We get lumped in with "Philosohy/religion" and it so often ends in a bun fight or insults about " sky fairies".

A board for people who don't watch Strictly Come Dancing.

A board for people with a painful left knee.

A board to campaign for the return of gypsy creme biscuits (with a sub-board for the return of cafe au lait biscuits).

Bit on the sideboard

A board for people who own an iron but never get it out of the cupboard

Seconded!

A board for culchies

Crying 🤣

😂

I’d like a Shakespeare board, a Facial Hair Grooming board, a Renaissance Composer Board and an Avian board: the bard board, beard board, Byrd and bird boards please. And perhaps a naturism safe space too: the bared board.

Gravy on chips is top tier 👌

I will 😂😂

No, I am Spartacus a twat

One board to rule them all

A board for small acts of resistance against the nonsense of the combine

A board for people who find the idea of a tooth fairy a bit wrong

We need a spam recipe board

I'd like a board where those who never read the op's posts are confined, not allowed to post anywhere else

I would include there people who quote the op in order to say "yes" or "I agree"

And ditto, a board for those with no sense of humour or irony. Automatically, those who write things like "why didn't you write 'lighthearted' in your op" are also consigned there. Again, not allowed anywhere else.
They can be ernest and offended together

And I'd like a CF board.
I love those, so all the cfers can be handily in one place

P.s. I have nominated this thread for classics

A board for people who understand which end to open a packet of crisps

I'm in!

Last minute "that will have to do" board

It deserves a place for the cheese board comment alone

A "I've spent hours tidying up and it looks no better how can this possibly be" board