Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

I'd like a cheese board

A board for women who get on well with their MIL. We are definitely a minority here.

Seconded

I'd like a board exclusively for self employed people who work full time, can't afford holidays, cleaners or time off (but somehow have friends with utterly opposite lifestyles to this) and have zero time or energy left for anything resembling Style.

Another for people in the South West (UK) because the SE people have more expensive houses than we do, and more chance of earning vast amounts to do fuck all. Seems impossible here to earn more than just over minimum wage regardless of experience or qualifications.

Oh, and could we have one for people who used to be gorgeous, never felt it at the time so didn't milk the shit out of it, and now look like a potato so have missed their chance to swan about being fabulous? Ta.

We simply need:

Walrus issues

Oh! A board for hobbits the wide footed community too.

I wasn't going to get involved.

But it's NOT a fucking cake. You wrongun.

How about a board for people to discuss what extra boards they want?

Oooh yes please!

A board for people who say they are going to have an early night every single evening and then once again find themselves still up watching TV and doomscrolling the wrong side of midnight

awww, thems fighting words! best drink some hennys!

A bored board

This needs a trigger alert

A board for people who don't own an iron.

And an ironing board as well!

A board for those who have never, ever, ironed.

🤣🤣🤣

You mean Baps

A board to confine the posters who've answered this thread seriously.

A board for people who only eat bananas with skin more than 8% but less than 12% black.

One for people who only watch films set in temperate biomes.

🤣🤣🤣

Winner!

A board for people who like the school mums.

A board for people who remember white dog poo.

A board for posters who are happy to open their front doors when someone knocks

Or life. 🌹