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Different boards request. What do you want

213 replies

Willowgirls · 08/10/2024 20:43

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

OP posts:
frozendaisy · 08/10/2024 22:28

A I don't give a fucking toss what social class it/you/them are board

echt · 08/10/2024 22:36

I'd like a board, a Room 101 for:
what colour are my eyes?
Is this a blue line?
am I thin/fat, etc.
is this healthy?

Errolwasahero · 08/10/2024 22:36

QueenOfThorns · 08/10/2024 22:15

A board for people who understand which end to open a packet of crisps

That would be the other end? I’m with you if so. If not I’d like my own board, please.

MrsBobtonTrent · 08/10/2024 22:38

A board for all the reverse posts.

MrsTerryPratchett · 08/10/2024 22:42

bringslight · 08/10/2024 21:07

Pro-life, pro-marriage, pro-country

<hides board>

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:42

Willowgirls · 08/10/2024 20:43

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

Standing shoulder to shoulder with you on the height one. Sadly, that means we both are approximately at 'normal height' people's armpit...

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 08/10/2024 22:42

FuzzyPuffling · 08/10/2024 21:34

I'd genuinely like a board for Christians, along the lines of the Muslim and Jewish ones.
We get lumped in with "Philosohy/religion" and it so often ends in a bun fight or insults about " sky fairies".

Yeah this. Funny how Christianity is the only Religion that gets routinely bashed, ridiculed, and mocked. People are too cowardly to do it to other Religions. (And a few Religions in particular.)

In answer to the OP's question, I would like a board where men are not allowed. Men who say they're men, (man here!) and also men who purport to be women.

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OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:46

FelicityBeedle · 08/10/2024 20:52

People who like more than one sugar in their tea. The way we’re spoken about is disgusting

Well, it's your choice
Sweetners are available. Sugar is NOT compulsory, or don't you understand that???????!!!!!!!!! For every spoon of sugar you have, a humming bird dies
And what about the children, won't someone think of the children???
Sorry, practising for the 'aibu but you had better vote no because i am in a bad mood and likely to flounce if you don't answer in agreement' board

QueenOfThorns · 08/10/2024 22:48

Errolwasahero · 08/10/2024 22:36

That would be the other end? I’m with you if so. If not I’d like my own board, please.

Hmm, I’m not sure we’re board compatible. I think most people would go for the top end (unless they want crisps in their lap), but there are those of us who know that THE WRITING NEEDS TO BE THE RIGHT WAY UP. HTH Grin

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:49

Mumof2namechange · 08/10/2024 20:55

A board for just mums.

You mean mums who are even-handed with a sense of fair play?
Or have just become mums?
Or those who are just mums and nothing else?
Define your just!
Again, any board can attract the whiff of aibu answers!
Btw, not having a pop here, lighthearted!

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:50

newtlover · 08/10/2024 20:59

a board for slovens so we can swop hints on getting away with minimal housework

First pp here!

LastTimeLosingIt · 08/10/2024 22:50

I would genuinely find a physically disabled persons board useful. Eg we could share tips on all sorts of things to make our lives easier such as ways to get around a certain city, or wheels-friendly hotels in specific countries, or best tips for useful utensils eg I have one that opens every bottle and jar for me.

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:52

Isntshelovely2024 · 08/10/2024 21:00

I would like a board for people who only like their toast lightly toasted

Who are these people ???? And why?

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:52

Hoppinggreen · 08/10/2024 21:02

This would have to be divided into sub boards for each side of the Pennines and/or by what you call a round bread thingy for putting fillings in (its a bap)

Barm

TheShellBeach · 08/10/2024 22:52

Mumof2namechange · 08/10/2024 20:55

A board for just mums.

Lololol after all the trouble the "non-mums" went to to get their board, in order to bash those of us who actually did have children and were the reason this website was started in the first place

Moonshiners · 08/10/2024 22:54

A board for people that think twat isn't really swearing whereas cunt is. But happy to use both in the right context.

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:55

TickingAlongNicely · 08/10/2024 21:09

Seconded

Lyn Truss was very good friends with the Cheese Board.
Not so much with the Plateau des Fromages

OneRarelySeesABrazierTheseDays · 08/10/2024 22:56

SweetSakura · 08/10/2024 21:17

A board for people who say they are going to have an early night every single evening and then once again find themselves still up watching TV and doomscrolling the wrong side of midnight

Are you me?

SweetSakura · 08/10/2024 22:58

LastTimeLosingIt · 08/10/2024 22:50

I would genuinely find a physically disabled persons board useful. Eg we could share tips on all sorts of things to make our lives easier such as ways to get around a certain city, or wheels-friendly hotels in specific countries, or best tips for useful utensils eg I have one that opens every bottle and jar for me.

There is a board for disabled people but it's very quiet.

I agree, I would really find this kind of chat helpful

4405cd · 08/10/2024 23:02

SweetSakura · 08/10/2024 21:29

Grin

But in all seriousness, we can't talk about cheese enough.

Well myself and my colleagues munched through a scary amount of cheese on a 12+hour shift…absolutely amazing and helped us keep sane,we did have grapes as well 😊

PinkChaires · 08/10/2024 23:04

Pcos board?

NunyaBeeswax · 08/10/2024 23:05

Can I have a board for those that enjoy sarcasm?

Cause that would be really useful.

TheShellBeach · 08/10/2024 23:10

We definitely need a board for women to post that their husbands went out and failed to return.

It seems to happen several times a week and the resulting threads generally end up with 900 posts before the OP announces that her husband has returned, having got drunk for the very first time in his life.

GesmereldaWeatherwax · 08/10/2024 23:11

Sethera · 08/10/2024 21:09

A board for women who get on well with their MIL. We are definitely a minority here.

Ooh yes please. And a board for those of us who included MIL in the wedding planning including bridal dress shopping without being called weird.

4405cd · 08/10/2024 23:12

A board that excludes‘Boundaries’ ..absolutely hate that word unless talking about property!

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