Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

899 of which would be telling the OP to LTB!

A board for those living with beautiful but male, just male, family members so they never get a girlie box set choice and they really don't like Star Trek and there is decades of Star Trek!

A 'no to nice' board
We had a nice cup of tea
Going to get into a nice bath
Let's go for a nice walk...
I mean, who the f is going to say 'let's go for a shit walk, followed by a shit bath and a revolting cup of tea'?

What about a Just Fucking Google It board, to balance out the Ask Me Anything one.
OPs could ask whatever they wanted and we could all tell them to just fucking google it.

An IANBU board. (I AM NOT BEING UNREASONABLE)

For those who post in AIBU when they clearly are unreasonable, then refuse to accept they might be unreasonable, despite hundreds of posters saying they are, and usually only responding in an over-enthusiastic manner to the one other batshit poster who agrees with them.

Inspired by a recent tombola themed thread.

Tombola or bingo? Regional definitions....

I would absolutely join this board. I’d create a Pantone chart of appropriate toast colours and would use that as the gateway. Anyone who prefers toast higher than, say, a three, can’t come in

Bingo! For me! The poster on that particular thread called it tombola, buy a ticket and stomp your feet when you don’t get the prize you want.

Although it’s also a cob. (IANBU!)

I would like this ^

A board for people who are incapable of stating clearly and concisely what their issue is, and who write a hundred and fifty eight paragraphs of text which nobody can be bothered to plough through.

And can all the fuckers who don't know how to use punctuation kindly congregate on their own board, please.

Then I can hide it.

You missed a ,after punctuation 😊

Oh god yes. And no one coming in to tell what filthy disgusting sluts we are for not hourly laundering our towels.

Roll

I didn't.

Bingo for me, also
Altho tombola may be something different down south
Yabvu, it's a barm - Cob only used in relation to a miserable facial expression 'she's got a right cob on'

I’d like a games board. No cheating.

A board where all those health anxiety people can stay together, telling one another about the myriad tests they've had, and encouraging one another to waste yet more of their doctors' time.

But you started your next sentence with an And!
Trouble is, I do this regularly; get v worrked up about something SpaG, then unwittingly add an error, then post, so I am hoist by my own petard

Oh, I will highlight this board and would check it often!

Cheese 😋😋😋

I agree with @TheShellBeach and @newtlover Not that I am a slovenly grammar pedant, honest!

Ohh, can they be quite close, but not actually on the same board?

A board for people who are trying to be helpful replying but have phones that autocorrect to the wrong word and are too tired to type properly or edit before he edit locks out

A board fir people who want to discuss the potential meaning of the word culchies (I know, but I want you see how many get it).