Different boards request. What do you want

[Willowgirls]

Following the other requests about a high earner board or those with first class honours I want a board for
People under 5ft 1 but over 5ft.
People who have a son and daughter.
What would you like to have.

^^This! 😂

I am northern and I have no idea what a pikelet is

A board for people to say my car is an arse for driving me the wrong way into a ditch and punishing me badly by getting itself stuck in said ditch.and refusing to get out.

wrong, this is called 'face on' have you not HEARD of the famous arctic monkeys?! pffft dont know nowt do ya

After reading this, I have a right cob on!
I do know bread is better without nowt taken out...(can't remember what ad was for, but remember the line!)

yer now nowt! cob on means sweating! like, ive gor a reet cob on!

I have come to the conclusion that we need a Yorkshire Board
Harrogate MNetters would not be allowed as they have Southern House Prices and there will be much controversary over whether to admit Hull - perhaps we will allow them in, then not, then do, then not.

No duck, it’s a cob. And the flat things with holes are pikelets

A board for sensible people who agree it's a barm, Chris Hemsworth and Jensen Ackles are gorgeous and for whom grave would always be put on chippy chips over curry (so DH is out - the fiend)

My dad insisted that pikelets were the really flat variant, and crumpets were the chunkier ones.

Both are lush with mustard and cheese on, however.

I’d like a board for people who are quite content to not be exceptional at everything. Middlin’, as it were.

A board for people who occasionally say/write i.e. when they actually mean e.g.

A board for buffalo girls who go around the INSIDE.

A odrba for people who enjoy solving anagrams.

A board for people who prefer cheese & onion scented Glade Plug-ins.

A board for people who hold the heartfelt belief that Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich would have been an even better band if they'd also had another member known as 'Pensive'.

A board where posters have to post in the style of Mumsnet circa 2010. Absolutely zero need to ever put 'Lighthearted' in the thread title and considerably better spelling, punctuation and grammar.

You mean like this <throws phone in bin> no thanks

It's a teacake. Those with fruit in are currant teacakes. It's taken me over 40 years living here to say it without shuddering.

A board for those looking for a 'bun fight' and are happy to admit it.

I'm joining the sloverns and sweary one.

A teacake is sweet irrespective of currants. A roll is savoury and something you use for sandwiches.

Yes, creepy wee brackets will be mandatory. Sorry not sorry

I have been thinking about how we could divide society a little more effectively by apportioning ever smaller spaces so that people only have to interact with people they agree with. Perhaps we could have a ‘me’ board personal to each user with a set of AI chat bots that reinforce their prejudices and preferences and always vote YANBU.

Great idea
I want a Hoppinggreen board.
I would probably still argue with myself though and get banned for a personal attack

I'm always baffled by that. How could it possibly be rude?

a come at me bro board. no holds barred, NO MERCY DANIEL SAN

A board for people who have lived all over the 'North' and have got it wrong so many times they now just point at the small bread adjacent items and say 'I'll have one of those'.

It would also be nice to have a board where every issue women over 50 have is not immediately put down to menopause or early onset dementia.

Yes, it would be good to have a Not The Menopause board. We could also have a Not Autism board and a Not ADHD board. Or perhaps we could merge these onto a No, I'm Just Screwed Up in Some Sort Of Unlabelled Manner board

A board for Lancashire folk where they can lob barn cakes at Yorkshire folk, who will lob bread cakes back. Then we can all have a scrap in a ginnel and go out without our coats

😂😂