Fuck me! (it's a property porn one)

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/150056732?fbclid=IwY2xjawE1n-1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU2R4M37PnaPSk1i8F_H6y3lHKaXzqT0K2lhWB277UUFoo8X8IsLsq3bdw_aem_DK0XE-4L4JRJ5bE5nFf1eA#/?channel=RES_BUY

Don't know if this gem has been shared, but joy in every picture.

Oh my.

Good God. I found laugh and love but not live.

Bloody hell. 😂

Same! You'd think it has to be in there somewhere, right?!

WTF is with the gold Belfast sink?

I love nosing on RM for properties like this and then on the other side of the scale, properties that are complete modernisations.

I actually love it

I’d never buy it or live in it but it’s got personality. The whole place looks like a sex dungeon and I’m loving the regal placement of the loo.

Excellent find OP, thanks for sharing.

Hmm it's a bit understated for my taste.... 😁

Bloody hell, it's my ideal house! 😂

My eyes. 👀 😦

Made me 😃 love it

The dog toilet roll holder!

3 stunt pineapples

Oh gosh. It's not got a calm relaxed vibe in the place that's for sure. 😂. I'm intrigued about the black/gold swagging in the kitchen!

Not my taste but the owners know what they like and do it with flair!

That might be my favourite bit - the exotic bedouin sail effect, directly above the miserable vertical blinds.

Looks like something out of Laurence Llewellyn Bowen's Outrageous Homes. Not to my taste but respect to someone going all out to make their home perfect for them. Perhaps they've got the decorating bug and want to buy a new home to do it all over again!

It’s quite cleverly done- space effective. The live is at the top of photo 12.

Light- lots of obscured windows. They’ve essentially replaced the lounge window with a telly, which works surprisingly well. At least in photos.

It’s near me I’ve just sent it my son! It’s very clean

Floorplan shows a toilet in the middle of the kitchen ...

Recently renovated??

I genuinely feel a panic attack coming on. Ugh I feel so icky. Worst house ever.

wow... thats ALOT

The 'Urn / Shisha' thing balanced on the bath though. Do you think it dispenses Badedas?

The Gold Belfast sink is AMAZING

It's like doing the money cheat on the sims and buying all the swishiest furniture that you don't even like but you do because you can