Fuck me! (it's a property porn one)

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/150056732?fbclid=IwY2xjawE1n-1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU2R4M37PnaPSk1i8F_H6y3lHKaXzqT0K2lhWB277UUFoo8X8IsLsq3bdw_aem_DK0XE-4L4JRJ5bE5nFf1eA#/?channel=RES_BUY

Don't know if this gem has been shared, but joy in every picture.

I assumed it was an ornate urn with the ashes of the ancestors in it. Have a bath, exfoliate with a bit of Great Auntie Mavis.

The toilet in the middle of the kitchen, opposite the gold belfast sink - yikes!

“Located within the Admiral Lord Nelson catchment area.”

Bloody hell. I think Admiral Lord Nelson himself lived there

This property has many benefits and would be popular for all types of buyers

No. No, it wouldn't.

So, when the estate agent suggested they paint it magnolia and take down all the gold satin sheets in order to get viewers in, I’m guessing they ignored them?

I see that too.😆

Whoever has created this has done it very lovingly. It may not be to my (or indeed anyone's) taste...but it should be seen and appreciated.

This

Is it real? Can AI be made to do this with house photos? Like the obviously make believe gardens that crop up on Facebook. Would an estate agent do this for the clicks?

I wonder how many people have come a cropper on that totally invisible step in the kitchen? I mean it’s not helped by the fact that you would need to wear sunglasses to avoid permanent retinal damage.

I can't play the video, does it show the toilet off the kitchen?

Thats the biggest yucca ive ever seen …….impressive

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the estate agent was doing the valuation and the photographer too. Wonder if they managed to keep a straight face? Speechless!

Exactly. They love it, clearly and they aren’t holding back. Good luck to them.

I actually think it has lots of potential.

I'm not a fan of many of the personal items but I love the dear head, bulls head and bed and wood furniture.

Once the rest (laugh, the gold tenting, all the statues etc...) is removed it all probably quite nice.

The gold tiles in the kitchen!

I do actually like the outside of the house though.

Do you think they have a bulldog? Just a stab in the dark

Yes those are the words I was looking for 'sex dungeon'!

The (reeeaaaahhl)diamond wall decor n kitchen loveshack 'inscriptshun"

It's like Changing Rooms from the 1990s came and did every single room.

Has the downstairs toilet not got a sink? So you would need to wash your hands in the kitchen sink after using the toilet

Agree with this. They've stuck to a romantic Renaissance theme and actually done it quite well.

Very glad I don't have to keep it clean though.

Didnt know Tony Montana came back to life and moved to Pompey. It's like a low budget Scarface film set.

Was going to say I've driven past this house numerous times and admired the green.

Never in a million years did I imagine the interior 😂

Remove all that though and they are decent sized houses in a good location!

The biggest delusions of grandeur house I've ever seen

I kind of love it. But couldn't live it.
Just having to stare at my lovely, bare but coloured walls to reassure my lizard brain that no, I don't live there.

I hate the black kitchen and bathroom but quite like the rest, although there.s just a bit too much of everything. Maybe a slightly toned down version would work. And the line doors are a total letdown. I like the outside walls.