Fuck me! (it's a property porn one)

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/150056732?fbclid=IwY2xjawE1n-1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU2R4M37PnaPSk1i8F_H6y3lHKaXzqT0K2lhWB277UUFoo8X8IsLsq3bdw_aem_DK0XE-4L4JRJ5bE5nFf1eA#/?channel=RES_BUY

Don't know if this gem has been shared, but joy in every picture.

I'm just completely envious of the owner having the self-confidence, the flair, and just the absolute knowledge of what their style is. My house looks a bit apologetic tbh (does this look ok?), I'm so impressed with people that know their style and go for it.

And the mystery of bedroom three. I am betting it is magnolia, with a beige carpet.

Fucking hell, what a dump.

I can only imagine the photographers face taking the photos.

The bathroom photo, it took me a while to realise it wasn't a black and white photo with some bits of colour photoshopped in!

Well, if DH and I win the Euromillions tonight £79M - this is a property we most definitely won't be snapping up.

I have no words 🤔😂

Well, it's better than grey.

it’s beauty brought me to tears

I’d imagine it’s hard to sell a property like this as it’s hard to envision it as a normal or desirable looking home. There’s a reason properties are often staged for selling.

laurence? is that you?

headache coming at me!!

Recently refurbished! Hell no. Chocolate fountain in the bathroom anyone?

Or is set up as a sex room with all the bandage gear and gimp masks ...

If they move to a castle, they won't need to buy any extra furniture / curtains, might even look quite good...there are probably some for that price in France!

I have that bed.
The rest of the house is just to busy to much clutter.

Eye bleach required please.

At least it's not the dreaded all grey of recent times.

It's not to my taste but I like it. It's got personality. Well done to the owners for expressing themselves to the full. It looks like they had a lot of pleasure and fun making their home. Home décor and clothes are always just down to personal taste after all.

I'm thinking it might be the settled home of a travelling family.

the exterior’s giving me a why-bird vibe. ITS THE WHY-BIRD STOP!

First post nails it!

They must have pulled the video.

Sex people probably not far off the mark. Need to zoom in on that master suite. I'm guessing Darryl and Lynda.

the attkinsons love shack!

It says laugh on a sign in the kitchen. What, while putting your head in the oven?!

I think the blue bedroom is really lovely actually.

I bet the people that live there though are really interesting🤣

Apart from the tv blocking the lounge window- I love it. Makes a change from grey, grey and more grey. It’s nice to see someone be a bit different. Not how I would have my house but I like that it is unique.