Who/ what do you want to fuck the fuck off?

[Crustsamongus]

I have raging PMS and am exhausted by work. I just want everyone to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone! Special mention to: year 8, GCSE exams and my toddler who is permanently miserable because he doesn't understand he just needs to go to and stay the fuck asleep! In-laws have just arrived and I just CBA to be sociable. Hiding and crying in the bedroom as I hate being like this but can't help it.

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Payroll at work. I just can’t with them anymore.

OP I’d have the raging hump with that with or without PMS. I’d just concentrate on not actively killing anyone today and call it a win.

Id like the woman who brings her yapping dog to park run to bark consistently and constantly for a hour right outside my bedroom window from 8:30 every Saturday morning to fuck the fuck off and stay fucked off.

I'd absolutely love for all the cuntish horrible nasty supervisors, line mangers, building mangers & managing directors to take a very long walk off a very short pier!
And for nice decent people to replace them. I fantasise about the day these cunts get their comeuppance.

Sounds like you need a good rest and to do something lovely for yourself 💐

My 5 year old woke me up at 5. She's spent all morning fighting with her brother. DH is away. I think it would be nice if I could go and sit in a coffee shop by myself.

Ah, I see we work for the same company!

I wish wfh would would F off.

I’m glad my old manager HAS F’d off.

Also whoever has bought a drum kit in one of blocks of flats around me can take a running jump and F off.

Summer, hate it

This Tory Government , it’s supporting Murdoch press and anyone who uses the words, ‘ woke, snowflake or cancel to shut down anyone who has an opinion they disagree with.

I just stepped outside and added the weather to my list of Things That Can Fuck Off. It's cold here, ridiculously so for the middle of May

The fucker who always dumps his dog shite bag in my just emptied wheelie bin.

Grief vultures. Go away.

People that comment on situations they know fuck all about. Surprisingly, having cats and no kids, doesn’t mean you know how to deal with teenagers. Your advice isn’t appreciated and I’m going to tell you that.

SENCo staff that have no clue. No I won’t come in for another meeting for you to try to talk over me and then send me an email about what was discussed, only for it to bear no resemblance to what was said.

Cunty dog breeders and anyone that buys from them.

My next door neighbour with her absolute bullshit behaviour. Screaming about parking, sticking her beak in where it doesn't belong, having work done morning noon and night to her ha house and then smoking stinking weed in her yard in the evening so nobody else can sit out. Oh and her fat shit cat that treats my garden like his own personal toilet and doesn't even have the decency to catch mice or rats. Useless lump 😂😂😂

My stupid, perimenopausal, three week (so far, it has been as much as 8 weeks) long, super heavy period. Just stop ffs can't you, I'm practically chained to the house for fear of leaking and just sick and tired of the whole bloody (pun intended) shebang

Eurovision - sick of hearing about it. At least it fucks off today!

N and S I wish they would fucking die already.

My not so dh , for years , he is a very loud snorer , I sometimes use earplugs , and have even resulted in getting up and sleep on the sofa.
My hayfever is bad at the moment and it's making me snore ( but 100% not loud like him , and only on my back )
The last few nights it has felt like when he turns over he sometimes ' bashes ' into me.
Last night he got up for the loo , and I was half asleep, heard myself do a snore and although he'd just got back into bed he bumped into me with force , so I realise the fucker does it on purpose ! Two can play that game matey.

My parents right now.
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I've worked myself for the bone trying to enable them to live a reasonable life in their old age. Now they want me to give up MY life (job, time, sanity!) because I'm not doing enough as I work too!

People. In general. Stupid idiots on dirt bikes treating the road like their own private race track. I actually miss parts of lockdown. The place was quiet and not full of dickheads

The unexplained pain in my lower left abdomen that has been subjected to every test known to humankind and still defies explanation. It's always just bloody THERE and it's really pissing me off.

Brexit I live in Spain and got out before. However my nephew wants to come and live here with us and can't because of fuckin brexit.

My SIL who just wants to control everything and everyone. I finally snapped and sent her an email yesterday emulating her style and she had the cheek to send one back saying she was hurt… foxtrot oscar you self absorbed, controlling baby

My eldest and a woman from work who gets all the sympathy that others deserve!

Procrastination could eff off right now but then I'd have to do the housework