Who/ what do you want to fuck the fuck off?

[Crustsamongus]

I have raging PMS and am exhausted by work. I just want everyone to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone! Special mention to: year 8, GCSE exams and my toddler who is permanently miserable because he doesn't understand he just needs to go to and stay the fuck asleep! In-laws have just arrived and I just CBA to be sociable. Hiding and crying in the bedroom as I hate being like this but can't help it.

Covid

Keep hearing it's all over. Well at end of March we all tested positive. DFIL consequently died of covid related pneumonia, DH got rushed in to hospital with pneumonia, pleursy and a pulmonary embolism, DS had a flare up of long term health issue and I've been diagnosed with a possible heart problem - all covid related. If heart issues are confirmed I probably won't be able to carry on my business which employs 3 people.

Feel like we've been hit by a bus as a family over the last 6 weeks. So Covid can F*CK right off!

Gender ideology. Misogyny. The Labour Party for swallowing this horseshit instead of actually fighting the Tories.

Moaning twats on here

My bullying manager who was so horrible to me after my mum died, wish I had had the strength to log a grievance at the time, she can F right off horrible cow.

Do you mean this thread? It is perfectly clear from the title what it is about, so I'd suggest you just ignore it rather than shitting on us.

If you mean MN in general, then fair enough haha

Next door neighbour.

Twat.

HM Gov/HMRC/whoever invented the bastard IHT400 forms (& all its bloody friends)

Also hermes delivery man who has apparently delivered my shoes to our "outside porch". We don't have a porch - where TF are my shoes?

Brexit

DP because he is an abuser.

The snoring 😡 yes. Been married 25 fucking years and “D” H has started snorting this year

Temporary traffic lights EVERYWHERE I go at the moment meaning I have to leave much earlier than I normally do to get ANYWHERE. Grrrrr.

Definitely top of the tree.

So sorry

The stomach bug that is currently making its way through me. Haven't felt this rotten in a long time

Cancer - especially pancreatic as I have known two locally who have sadly left us and a friend in late fifties going through it, all in my town.
Fire pits - I mean, what's point of them other than other than to piss of your neighbours.
Train strikes - DS went to Eurovision and had train ticket cancelled, and had to swap to coach adding an extra six hours.
Eurovision - being dominated by drag acts.
Food reduction in size of packs/tins and the manufacturers companies think we don't notice/care
My local council who have a blanket 20mph speed limit across the whole borough (to help the environment). Er....20mph means higher revs and having to largely stay in 3rd gear so NOT helping with the environment. 20mph is arriving in the adjoining borough too

If my SIL could fuck the fuck off and stay fucked off I'd be a lot fucking happier.

The Tories
The weather
Brexit
My arthritis
My DC's chronic pain and MH problems
The curls in my hair
Potholes

The hack Mirror writers that constantly steal stories from MN.

Here is the latest: www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-colleagues-pressure-give-up-29962397

First on my list is the wanker up the road who’s taken to reviving his motorbike outside his house for mi utes on end before riding off. Yes, you're a big man and have a motorbike, we know, everyone bloody knows. Now fuck off on it.
Next is the friend who only contacts me when she wants something.

This water infection can fuck right off , toilet every 20/25 minutes then the stabbing pain and the hobble back to the sofa where all dcat wants to do is lay on my belly

Where the hell is it summer?

In fact, this stupid fucking weather can fuck for. It’s the middle of May and it’s barely been above 14 degrees.

DH's "friend" who has been staying with us for the last 5 weeks due to acrimonious split with his wife. Just waiting for the keys for his new house. Can't come quick enough.

He needs to f off to the far side of f and when he gets there, f off a bit more.

Selfish, inconsiderate & so tight he should squeak when he walks. I knew he was "careful" but didn't realise just how scrooge-like he is. The lack of self awareness is untrue. He sits on my sofa all evening farting & thinks it's funny. I don't like his wife but actually feel sorry for her now I've experienced living with him.

We haven't had an entire evening to ourselves since he's been here. Announced one evening he was getting an early night to leave us in peace - at 9pm 🙄.

Said I should be grateful that he went out whilst I had a girly afternoon with my (adult) daughters. In MY home!!!

Even dh has had enough now but says we can't just kick him out. (Why not??? Apparently Diddums has nowhere else to go & he's a mate 🙄).

If he doesn't leave soon I may need volunteers to help with a new patio and an alibi . . .

Most people tbh

Aaaah, a 'fuck the fuck off' thread. I've found my tribe!!

Vacuous social media 'influencers'
The Tory Party
Rupert Murdock
Wasps
Cancel culture
People who don't stop banging on about air fryers
Elon Musk and his giant penis extension rocket
Menopause
Rosacea
Anyone who refers to someone as 'a Karen'
In The Night Garden
Nigel Farage
Stiff knees

Basically, I'm an intolerant grouch. I've made peace with that. 😁