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Who/ what do you want to fuck the fuck off?

172 replies

Crustsamongus · 13/05/2023 12:16

I have raging PMS and am exhausted by work. I just want everyone to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone! Special mention to: year 8, GCSE exams and my toddler who is permanently miserable because he doesn't understand he just needs to go to and stay the fuck asleep! In-laws have just arrived and I just CBA to be sociable. Hiding and crying in the bedroom as I hate being like this but can't help it.

OP posts:
TheOtherHotstepper · 13/05/2023 16:09

My SD, who has turned manipulating her DF into an art form and makes him so unhappy.

Pudmyboy · 13/05/2023 16:13

KirstenBlest · 13/05/2023 13:10

Procrastination could eff off right now but then I'd have to do the housework

😂

dick27 · 13/05/2023 16:28

Neighbour
Brexit
Tories
Neighbour again cos she is soooo baad

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Rotormotor · 13/05/2023 16:32

My manager, the whole set of managers at work tbh, most of my neighbours

Dalekjastninerels · 13/05/2023 16:35

People parking in front of my house (blocking the exit) to get to the shops (within walking distance) when they rarely park in front of the house next door which is closer to the shops than mine. I don't understand this!AngrySad

Tirediam · 14/05/2023 09:40

My fucking womb can fuck off, fed up with biopsies and internals and blood tests. Get to fuck!
My fucking mole that has grown and changed shape and I need to contact doctors about tomorrow. Why does health all go downhill after 40! Age can fuck off!! FUCK OFF!

applebee33 · 14/05/2023 10:27

My long list of emails waiting to be answered from my accountant looking for vat receipts that my fucking dh has tucked into every crevice of his work van that he swears he doesn't that will come out when it's too late. Also my dc who are crying for pop tarts and ice cream since 9am this morning . Fuckety off please

Pinchaperfect · 14/05/2023 10:51

My breast cancer that has returned five months after stopping chemo, and which has also spread to my liver, can fuck right off.

CelerEtAudax · 14/05/2023 10:52

The left wing of the Labour Party (esp Momentum) for gifting election after election to the Tories. Thanks for nothing.

catmania · 14/05/2023 11:01

My cf neighbour. I hate her with a passion. If she died I would celebrate.

Ridingthegravytrain · 14/05/2023 11:01

My constant fucking water retention that makes me feel like a fat flabby lump

Eliza121 · 14/05/2023 11:02

The people that I have been spending far too much time letting invade my thoughts this week. I wish I'd never met you

WillowtreeHouse · 14/05/2023 11:05

4 out of 5 member of my SLT can fuck right off. It would be lovely if they were replaced with normal humans who know and understand children.

halfsiesonapotnoodle · 14/05/2023 11:07

Dry vagina, vulva and anus due to perimenopause. It's so uncomfortable to say the least. 30-something managers at work who haven't got a clue. Job application forms that take 3 days to fill in and you know you haven't got a hope in hell. People and their utterly idiotic parking.

stbrandonsboat · 14/05/2023 11:20

Yobs who attack animals, birds, trees, cars, property etc. All they do is destroy and cause endless misery. They should be stuffed into a supply plane and dropped naked into the Siberian wilderness to be eaten by wild animals.

nobody190 · 14/05/2023 11:27

Iwasfeelingepic · 13/05/2023 12:35

Summer, hate it

Omg yes! Summer can fuck off. I was only thinking last night I can't wait for the cold day/nights to be back

DuesToTheDirt · 14/05/2023 11:35

Clouds. Give me some sun! It was out yesterday, first nice day this year, and now it's gone again. Maybe that was our ration for the year.

longwayoff · 14/05/2023 11:38

The Tories, every single one of them, party and voters both. Into a big hole in the ground whence they came, from the hellscape that spawned them.

Throwncrumbs · 14/05/2023 11:43

MrsSkylerWhite · 13/05/2023 12:39

The fucker who always dumps his dog shite bag in my just emptied wheelie bin.

are your bins left on the pavement? That’s what fucks me off, we have drives with back gardens and two of my immediate neighbours leave their stinking bins out in the pavement all the time!

NillyNoMates · 14/05/2023 11:47

My colleague who has obviously taken a dislike to me and seems determined to destroy me

Hadroncollideer · 14/05/2023 12:17

Emporer Palpatine, aka my line manager

Dalekjastninerels · 14/05/2023 13:21

catmania · 14/05/2023 11:01

My cf neighbour. I hate her with a passion. If she died I would celebrate.

I don't like mine either (she's the one who's house never gets parked in front of while mine does) she gave me a dirty contemptous look when I waved to her when she first moved in. (wtfAngry) we ignore each other, but have mutual hatred dislike.

Theunamedcat · 14/05/2023 13:27

SouthCountryGirl · 13/05/2023 12:17

"great" western railway

See also West Midlands railway

Dalekjastninerels · 14/05/2023 13:29

NillyNoMates · 14/05/2023 11:47

My colleague who has obviously taken a dislike to me and seems determined to destroy me

I have a lazy one who felt free the other day to point out a mistake I made and to wrongly assume I made anoher.

Yes I make mistakes Stevie (not real name) you have to do something to make a mistake unlike you who does as little as possible.

It's a good job he takes the bus to work as he would definitely be over the limit.

Muddygreenfingers · 14/05/2023 13:38

My fucking neighbour who parks her car in stupid fucking places making our lives miserable getting in and out.
Also letting her dog bark through the night and escape the house every now and then, so we have a massive slobbery dog sniffing and slobbering all over my plants and patio.

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