Who/ what do you want to fuck the fuck off?

[Crustsamongus]

I have raging PMS and am exhausted by work. I just want everyone to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone! Special mention to: year 8, GCSE exams and my toddler who is permanently miserable because he doesn't understand he just needs to go to and stay the fuck asleep! In-laws have just arrived and I just CBA to be sociable. Hiding and crying in the bedroom as I hate being like this but can't help it.

Just EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. I'm 32 weeks pregnant and knackered and living amongst building works.
The plasterer hasn't turned up today because he's sick and I need this fucking dust out of my fucking house before I fucking murder the next person to ask me what colour I'm painting baby's room. I can't paint a fucking unplastered wall can I!?

Micromanagers
Autism
Inappropriate crushes
Working on the weekend
Other people's kids in my house
Being stuck at home
Work being shit
But still being better than home

Basically fucking everything can fucking fuck right off.

Conjunctivitis & my sore throat 😭

My MIL who has been actively trying to destroy my marriage for the last 2 years now. My alcoholic downstairs neighbour who kept us awake til around 2am with his drunken BS. Vladimir Putin and his yes-men. Phillip Schofield for turning out to be not at all the nice guy those of us who used to watch him with Gordon the Gopher thought he was. Oh, and Rolf Harris, it'd be nice if he leaves and takes Putin with him...

I’d like to tell the boy who raped my daughter last week to go and fuck himself and then some more

Eurovision, Harry, the royals, the tabloids, the CoL crisis, the current weather.

A client who is never happy but we can't ditch cause we need the money

Also another team who keep stepping on our toes

Oh @lissie123 Im so sorry. He’s getting my vote too. I hope he gets hit by a lorry

Our horrible neighbours. They have bern horrible to every member of mg family including the cat. They've sold their house but despite saying they're going "in a couple of weeks they're still here.
To make it worse they're going around telling anybody who will listen that they're having to move because the neighbours are horrible to them

Jusf fuck the fuck right off you lying horrible deluded pair of wankers.

Morally bankrupt corrupt thieving Tories destroying the country. 12 years ago we had one of the best health systems in the world. Now?! 7 million on waiting lists. Billions to their cronies during covid, billions in profits to their mates in oil companies. Cost of living crisis. Protesting now virtually illegal. Rivers and beaches full of sh*t.

@lissie123 💐💐💐

@lissie123 hope your daughter is ok. 'men' who do this can go right to the top of our list.

Second, however, is the people at work who just bring everyone else down with their fucking negative vibes, man, it's just NOT cool.

can my daughter ever so slightly f off to a nice deep sleep tonight and sleep until 9am?! I will HAPPILY watch as much Ms Rach as she wants the rest of the day in return.

Hormones. GCSEs. How long Royal Mail takes to deliver things. The letter I got from the pain clinic that told me I have mental health problems (I don’t) and that I just need to learn pacing (been doing it for a decade) when all I want from them is some advice on my meds (ironically including how to safely reduce them).

They/them as pronouns for a single person. I'm fine with people having a pronoun that isn't he or she but please just make something up instead of this confusing they themming where I'm five sentences in before I get that it's about a single person and not about a group of people.

Also posts that start out they/themming and then suddenly they switch to he or she. Awitching pronouns is confusing.

DS football team manager
Neighbours dog
Dieting

@lissie123 he should be at the top of the fuck off list. Then second and third. With a big strap on too with no lube and chilli powder.

Lower down the list:-
Autism
GCSE's
Sciatica

Joyriders. Sick to death of teenagers with loud exhausts tearing around the streets late at night. There's even one tool with a Lamborghini who goes out at 4am so he can speed around the district uninterrupted waking everyone up. I still can't believe the police haven't tracked him down from cctv, it's been going on for weeks.

The people renting the Air BNB opposite us who have blocked our drive with their vans AGAIN.

Our neighbours who have bought their daughter a huge car which doesn't fit on their drive so gets parked on the road blocking half of our drive - which we can't get on or off anyway because of the FUCKING VANS!

@InYourPocket you obviously have the same SENCO as us. She absolutely gives me The Rage, condescending and also appears to not like children very much.

Our shitty pay deal can fuck right off. I'm a team lead in a stressful job where we get abuse from the public and the media and zero thanks from management and currently don't even make £30k gross. I actually think people would be surprised at how little I earn.

I'm also fucked off at the whole cost of living crisis and the greedy fucking companies raking it in watching everything else get shafted (fuel companies can absolutely fuck off and supermarkets).

I'm pissed off that this post hasn't even been cathartic for me 🙄

And me!!!!

Slugs. Utter bastards.

Toddler has crashed out now. Long may it last (though it probably won't).

Traffic wardens. I live in a residents parking zone and am waiting for my new permit. Post being as it is the old permit has expired so I m either buying ££ scratchy hour permits or having my coffee in the car to avoid a £75 fine.

The cleaner at work who has been signed off sick for 6 months but is openly working another cleaning job in the morning and smirks at me as I drive past her on the way to school every day.
HR knows this and has paid full sick pay since Nov. Now under investigation.

My neighbours horrible poo something dog who goes bananas every time someone dares to breathe outside their house. I pity the postwoman.

The idiot who called dd a cunt etc because he called 999 and she told him to call 111 instead as she's dealing with real emergencies not the fact that his neighbours are playing music at 11.10pm.

my bitch cats who poop at night then spend 20mins hiding their crap in the Catsan and all I hear is the noise of the little pebbles scraping

still got 2 weeks until annual leave and the bitch trains are on bitching striking - have to get a bitching overcrowded bus for an hour

bitch work can fuck fuckity right off

Crappy bitch May weather- if you wanna be hot then be hot don't be bitching hot then cloudy then rainy then cold