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Who/ what do you want to fuck the fuck off?

172 replies

Crustsamongus · 13/05/2023 12:16

I have raging PMS and am exhausted by work. I just want everyone to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone! Special mention to: year 8, GCSE exams and my toddler who is permanently miserable because he doesn't understand he just needs to go to and stay the fuck asleep! In-laws have just arrived and I just CBA to be sociable. Hiding and crying in the bedroom as I hate being like this but can't help it.

OP posts:
QueenBitch666 · 13/05/2023 14:48

lissie123 · 13/05/2023 13:13

I’d like to tell the boy who raped my daughter last week to go and fuck himself and then some more

😓 Flowers

AncientQuercus · 13/05/2023 14:50

My neighbour who lights a firepit in the middle of her garden every single time the sun comes out. Her stupid yappy dog. Her stupid yappy friends and their screeching children who come to visit every time the sun comes out.

Giselletheunicorn · 13/05/2023 14:50

The hack Mirror writers that constantly steal stories from MN.

Absolutely this. Get off your arses and find some actual fucking news to report...

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SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 13/05/2023 14:51

The man with a massive dog who lets him poo ( usually wet & runny) right outside our gate then flatly denies it - bastard!
The incredibly annoying guy at work who just sets my teeth on edge before he even opens his mouth. I don’t even know what he does for the store! He’s such a prat!
Cancer
Pollution, especially in the sea
DD14 when she’s deliberately picking fights
My physical health - I used to be so fit.

Theredjellybean · 13/05/2023 14:54

my life..it can just go eff off ....i want a new one, this one is not the one i ordered and it is faulty

readbooksdrinktea · 13/05/2023 14:55

Not having any money ever. Fucking chronic pain and disability.

Namechange8263628 · 13/05/2023 14:57

My frenemy who doesn't realise I know what I know but what I know has killed our friendship.

listsandbudgets · 13/05/2023 14:59

My dd's end of year 12 exams
People who don't pick up their dogs poo
Weeds.. especially those in my garden
Whoever has started using a chain saw nearby thereby disturbing my peaceful sit in the garden
Train strikes.. yet another half term holiday will be ruined. I started out with some sympathy but it's run out
Epilepsy
The virus in my laptop
The laundry pile
The utility bills

( blimey I sound a right old misery guts)

QueefofSheena · 13/05/2023 15:01

In-laws, or outlaws actually. Cunts and bellends who have stolen from FIL. Only revealed now that he has dementia and DH has LPA. Very little we can do though as it’s too late to get his version of events, so they can claim it was gifts. I wish the most raging of anal fissures on them.

Booklover40 · 13/05/2023 15:01

BitOutOfPractice · 13/05/2023 12:22

OP I’d have the raging hump with that with or without PMS. I’d just concentrate on not actively killing anyone today and call it a win.

Id like the woman who brings her yapping dog to park run to bark consistently and constantly for a hour right outside my bedroom window from 8:30 every Saturday morning to fuck the fuck off and stay fucked off.

Oh good grief I’d have to say something about that - unbelievably selfish of her.

Wasntpartoftheplan · 13/05/2023 15:05

My cousin who, despite being spectacularly disorganised and unable to cope with much, decided to have a child. Now has huge amounts of family support (for the sake of the child), never shows any gratitude or makes any effort to change. I now spend a significant amount of time having her son at weekends and holidays which is not what I planned for my life. I didn't want children, or to spend my weekends doing homework and child friendly activities. But I do because if I don't no-one will.

Furrydogmum · 13/05/2023 15:06

Perimenopausally bad tempered and sleep eludes me regularly.. DH, who I absolutely adore, flew off to sunny climes early yesterday with his mates to cycle and chill. Once he was ready he came and sat on the edge of the bed at 5a.m. and tried to chat while stroking my hair and back which I generally enjoy. Wasn't expecting me to say fuck off darling, I want to miss you, not feel irritated for the next 5 days that you woke me up early on a work day! He went off to sit with the dog after that 😂

SouthCountryGirl · 13/05/2023 15:07

People who only read half a post which means you have to point out that you already know what they've pointed out, etc.

Furrydogmum · 13/05/2023 15:08

@Wasntpartoftheplan you are lovely, I'm sorry you're not appreciated. I hope.the child realises one day how much you've done for them 💐

EveryWitchWaybutLoose · 13/05/2023 15:10

India Willoughby can fuck off to the far side of fuck. Nasty person.

conxray · 13/05/2023 15:12

Neighbour who has threatened everyone else in the block with legal action in revenge for something he has done which he did not have permission to do and which we called him out on.
The twats at the music group I go to who ignore me all the time and won't even say hello even when I greet them.
My work in general can fuck off.
Perimenopause can fuck off.
Actually, everything can fuck off. I just want to lie on the sofa and not move for a month.

elm26 · 13/05/2023 15:12

Being pregnant for another day 😂 38 weeks and I'm soooo ready to not have the pelvic pain, hyperemesis, weeing every 10 minutes and not sleeping. She is allowed out any time now (prods her playfully to remind her I'm her Mum and what I say goes) ☺️

SaturdayGiraffe · 13/05/2023 15:13

Single use vapes.

TooManyPlatesInMotion · 13/05/2023 15:29

Naughty adolescent dog doing my head in.

Hormones.

Cost of living crisis.

No one in my house ever, ever listening to a word I say and then wondering why they don't know where their blazer/shoes/keys are

Cadburysucks · 13/05/2023 15:31

The Tories. They bleated on about austerity and cut everything to the bone, to bail the banks out. The result is now a very rundown country. Can blame Brexit and covid but they are very recent.

Maxitaxi123 · 13/05/2023 15:39

My parents….they can get fucked!!

Tatiepot · 13/05/2023 15:42

My abusive ex husband who despite the divorce is carrying on as if nothing has changed and we just happen to be living in separate houses…

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 13/05/2023 15:47

A colleague at work, who has consistently critiqued my work ethic, my appearance, my speed at work, physically abused me, spouted vile stuff about me to others and has regularly shouted at me and is now doing the same to another colleague.

Management are totally ineffective against her, despite them writing to say they support me and find her accusations to be baseless - now seeking recourse via HR and ACAS.

Neverknowinglysensible · 13/05/2023 15:48

The sodding enormous, loudly buzzing flies who will not stay still to be swatted nor go out through the window I keep opening for them.

saltandpepperspareribs · 13/05/2023 16:03

The guy opposite my back garden who has been pressure washing everything he owns for the last two hours.

The menopause that has thrown a stone on me in 6 months.

My ex who has started ordering things to my address (he's never lived here) Dayi g they are for the children when they clearly aren't and expects me to hand them over on drop off. Nah, going in the bin mate!

The police officer who is dragging their heels arresting said ex and interviewing him for assault. Complaint heading their way Monday and the PCC's office and MP if that gets me no where. That's why ex is playing mind games, there's been zero consequences to all his behaviours so far.

The head at my children's school who is a lying duplicitous cow who is constantly digging to see if my children are happy at home so it deflects from the complaint we have put in about the class teacher being a nasty bitch to them.

The perfect job with a 17k pay rise that has come up 12 months too early.

@lissie123 's daughters rapist. I want to have faith he will receive justice but I hope for her healing and recovery instead.