A lighthearted thread: Reasons why MNers would hate you IRL

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I’ll go first.

I have a dog.

and I drive an SUV… which I can’t park very well.

hides in shame

I “performance parent”. I actually just chat with my child about anything and everything but to a MN ear…

I brought my DC up in flats.

I smoke

I have a toilet brush

I’m not gender critical

I put my kid forward facing in the car before she was 2.

I don't believe in marriage and will encourage my dc to be financially independent regardless of their sex.
I vape.

I can't remember ever cutting up a grape

I have 6 dogs, 2 indoor cats, leather settees and glass chopping board. Sorry not sorry 👀.

My toddler has an iPad

Charge my kids to stay at home
Toilet brush x2

My disabled son uses the ladies' with me if there is no accessible toilet available.

I drive a 4x4 and don’t live in the countryside or on a farm.
I have a big hot tub in my garden.
I put my dc front facing in the car before they were 7.
I hate cats and dogs.

I also have a toilet brush.

And I get maybe one and a half meals out of a cooked chicken.

Toilet brush and other unsanitary habits (sharing bath water sometimes, laundering towels once a week etc)

I'm fat and not ashamed or desperately trying to be a teeny tiny

I support transpeople

I don't refer to everybody in life as darling

I'm a teacher who tells kids off if they are badly behaved.

Hmm, probably more but as a starter for ten - I have loo brushes - including in the en suite,leather sofas, personalised number plates, actually like DH, bottle fed.

I own not one, or two, but THREE toilet brushes!

Also love a Picky Tea.

I am literally typing this in a onesie. I am 44.

Of course forgot we always share bath water!

I'm American.

I like Seasalt coats and even some of their jumpers and trousers.

I smoke
I answer my door if someone knocks
I'm not married but have 3 kids with my partner and have no plans to ever marry him.
I have never restricted screen times.

I love Cadbury's chocolate