A lighthearted thread: Reasons why MNers would hate you IRL

[BouncerFish]

I’ll go first.

I have a dog.

and I drive an SUV… which I can’t park very well.

hides in shame

I dont know what all the feminist and trans abbreviations mean. And i haven't much time for all the arguments.

I have too many ddogs .
And too many dc.
And too many exh's..
I have a loo brush.
And wear shoes inside.
I claim benefits (though do have small own business.
I rent so will never need a stunt pineapple..

I don't live rurally.
I don't have a degree
I bottle fed all my kids.

I use the term "girls" when referring to going out with female friends.

i have guns and gun dogs. We kill animals and birds and eat them.
I am also quite woo.
I have loo brushes, leather chesterfields, a large screen TV, wear leggings and have wind chimes.

I wear them more than 3

I don't have a million books and don't feel sad about houses with no books.

I have...

• a hot tub
• a landrover
• a trampoline
• a toilet brush
• only a shower, no bath

I've enjoyed being a SAHM with a husband that works away.

Voted Brexit and don't regret it. Drive a SUV and no, won't LTB because he didn't do a thing he said he would do.

Am otherwise a normal, non-racist, non-xenophobic human who drives a low emission car (even though it's an evil SUV), votes for what seems best to me, chooses to stick with DH even when he's being a PITA and generally tries to see the best in people.

I have a brown leather couch
I wear the same bra for several days without washing it
I don't bath my kids every night
I am a teacher
I think whistles, fat face, sae salt and all those type of brands are boring and awful.
I wear skinny jeans
...and leggings

I could go on

I've been a sahm for most of my married life. I do all of the house work, shopping, cooking & cleaning. I don't expect my husband to help around the house because that's my job. His job is to go out & earn the money. We are both really happy with this and it's worked really well for us for a long time.

I use the disabled loo sometimes.

dont go out of my way to but will if it’s easier with the kids in tow / more clean / need to be able to wash my hands to empty my moon cup etc.

despite the mumsnet belief that this robs more needy people of those facilities the only time I’ve ever had someone waiting it was a parent with young children and a buggy doing the same as me.

I'm vegan raising vegan kids
I have pedigree cats
I'm fat and eat what the heck I want
We go to butlins 5+ times a year
I don't drive
I really dislike other people's kids

What's wrong with leather chesterfields @Giggorata ? We have 2

I have a toilet brush.

I always thought the Harry Potter books were really derivative and badly written, and my opinion of them hasn’t changed since JKR became Patron Saint of GC.

I don’t like the Royal Family OR Harry and Meghan, two sides of the same whiny coin.

I am bringing my child up in a flat, with NO garden and NO car, and furthermore I quite enjoy taking him to activities.

My MIL was pretty nice. Now deceased, and I miss her.

I hadn’t even heard of Hush or Seasalt before I came on here, certainly don’t own any, and am not planning on buying any.

I smoke

I'm child-free by choice and I dare to post on mumsnet 😁

I'm overweight but fairly attractive
I own a dog who sleeps on the bed
I use a tumble dryer
I have 2 loo brushes
I don't own my own house
I can't afford a string of pearls to clutch
My hair hasn't been it's natural colour since I was 16 (now 56)
I hate most children

Because I can't think of the reason why anyone hate me irl.

I have a hot tub. Even worse it’s a Lay-Z-Spa one!

I have a toilet brush, a washing up bowl and I don’t shower everyday.

4x4
Loo brush;
Indoor cat;
Child with hyphenated name;
Sanpro easily available for guests and family;
Bathroom has a small pedal bin with a liner;
Kids watched a lot of TV when growing up;
I have nothing against dogs in theory, but I don't see why you'd saddle yourself with one as a pet.

I don't like children, own several loo brushes, and read the daily mail online every day... rushes off to name change.

I have pedigree cats that I don't let outside. I have more than two children. I have never driven on a motorway. I have no savings.

I feed crows.

Oh, I win, I call the whole thing my 'vagina'