A lighthearted thread: Reasons why MNers would hate you IRL

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I’ll go first.

I have a dog.

and I drive an SUV… which I can’t park very well.

hides in shame

I drive a Range Rover , have a hot tub , let my children eat McDonald's, have taken tern time holidays, will have a whole tin of soup to myself, if I cook a chicken it will only do one meal and if I'm lucky a sandwich for the next day. The list is endless

I think motherhood is shit.

@AllOfThemWitches no one's ever complained or visibly recoiled!

I also don't use deodorant every day and found after a while of showering less my hair is better and I'm not smelly.

I'm definitely grim by MN standards 😂

I don't drive and don't want to.

I'm slim with a big appetite.

I occasionally watch porn.

I get lip fillers and Botox, I have a personalised number plate, I dress like the love child of a footballers wife and Liberace. MN would find me horrifically tacky and I don’t even care because these things bring me joy 🤩

I love having my adult kids round and insist on paying when we go out for dinner. I didn't charge either of them rent when they lived at home!

I'm overweight, have a dog, am a SAHM who's husband gives her money each week, run the PTA in a super relaxed way. I also am not transphobic, am not 100% straight, have tattoos and purple hair and dress like a hippy art teacher. And I quit teaching because it was a shit job after 14 years. And my 8 year old knows all the swears but wouldn't dare use them in case we take away her gaming privileges.

I think cadburys chocolate is nicer now it’s cheap and shitty and full of sugar and palm oil, AND I don’t think the inside of a crème egg is too sweet

Another one! I have several facial piercings and a chest piercing. And a tattoo but only the one.

I'm a cyclist AND I drive an SUV. And we have an EV too. I think I commit all transport sins.

I wake my teens up with a cup of tea every morning. And I do their washing.

I think that Roald Dahl thing about horrible people having ugly faces etc is a load of balls.

I think Sally Rooney is really boring.

I am wearing a pair of shoes in the house right now.

I don't like cats
I'm overweight
I refuse to marry my long term partner
I vape and smoke
I'm working class
I don't want to move up the career ladder
I've been both a working mum and a sahm at points in my life-single mum
I have 6 kids
I don't get on with my dps dd's-i think they are spoilt,selfish and nasty brats
I dont always take my kids word for it-they can and do get it wrong-as we all do
I answer the door if someone rings the bell
I own a loo brush
I make one meal out of a chicken
I hate waitrose-I think its over priced,tasteless crap

Hate snobs
I vape
I have Botox
I'm not very girly and don't enjoy talking about makeup or bitching

Another one: I never intend to charge my adult kids rent. Ever. I am from a different culture though.

Oh I have tattoos as well. In fact, there are many things which make me the antichrist here 😂

I also have a personalised number plate my
Parents got for me for my 18th, probably the reason most people never let me out at of roads lol

I don't think unborn babies with Downs Syndrome should enjoy less protection than others.

I don't think any woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy should be made to feel like the sensible thing would be to end it.

I don't like the way GC feminists write off everyone who doesn't agree with everything they say.

I like big families.

I think parents should support teachers and do lots of work at home to engage with their child's learning.

Im not posh

I'm not a transphobe. Others have stated this view so I am too.

I do exactly the same, isn't this normal?! I wear the same pjs for 3 days running 🤣

I’m loud and talk a lot !
I have an SUV
And a hot tub
and a dog that’s not a rescue
and a loo brush

I have a dog and love her sleeping on my bed.
I love my hot tub
I love unexpected visitors
I'm fat and happy and think I'm attractive
So much to hate 😂

I own a hot tub, toilet brush and personal number plate and I answer the door if someone calls.

I have crisps/cake/chocolate/ice cream in the house and they aren’t rationed
I like food and am verging on overweight and am not particularly bothered about it
I have time to exercise and do think of it as ‘self care’
I don’t have many friends and consider DH my ‘best friend’ despite this ‘leaving me vulnerable’ if he decides to up and leave me (I’m neurodiverse, I’m shit at friendships)
We use screens quite a lot at home
I leave DCs in the car when I go to the petrol station and sometimes even get a takeaway coffee or a few groceries whilst I’m in the shop
I turned DCs forward facing before 2 for convenience (and because I think they are infinitely safer if I am not distracted driving)
I answer the door and don’t screen phone calls
I don’t clean or hoover as much as I should
I don’t mind if dogs approach me

I don't think any woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy should be made to feel like the sensible thing would be to end it.

I agree with this. I think it's quite creepy how people on here almost pressure women in this situation to terminate their pregnancies.