A lighthearted thread: Reasons why MNers would hate you IRL

[BouncerFish]

I’ll go first.

I have a dog.

and I drive an SUV… which I can’t park very well.

hides in shame

I own a toilet brush and a Land Rover. I use jars of sauce when cooking and a chicken usually lasts 1-2 meals in this house. I didn't LTB when he forgot to hoover that one time. I answer my door to people and I've never knowingly eaten a "massive salad".
There I've outed myself.

Ooh I've got another one, I don't drive.

I wear skinny jeans and leggings with tunic tops.

I have a dog who wasn't a rescue.

I enjoy chatting with my neighbours and random people.

I'm overweight.

My house is grey

I'm working class.
I have two dogs.
I smoke weed.

My son has a fur blanket and teddies in his cot.

I don't drive either.

Love this thread! 😀

Crap at parking.
Do too much for my children.
Don't change my sheets or wash my towels often enough.
Don't believe in 'your X, your rules'
Drink too much wine.

But - I literally just separated my leftover roast chicken into different tupperware for bones and meat to make meals for Monday (chicken stir fry) and Tuesday (soup). Does that redeem me? 😇

I have toilet brushes

I answer the front door if someone knocks and I don't change my pj's every day and nor do I wear knickers with my pj's

My kids have too much screen time, I don't answer the phone if the number isn't in my contacts and I dont answer the door if I don't know you are coming round for a visit. I keep saying it's menopause turning me into a grumpy old woman but I'm actually just a grumpy old woman 😂

Oh! I quite like Fatface clothes.

Lol!! I don't think all men are arseholes, I don't think my kids were angels who did no wrong, I happily co sleep with my grandson whom I'm helping my (single parent) son raise. I definitely own a toilet brush. I detest most fruit and veg and avoid it as much as possible without being ill.

I don't drive and enjoy letting my dog socialize and play with other dogs rather than restricting dog interactions.

I also like my husband and only shower once a week.

I'm quite tired and at first I thought you had personalised toilet brushes in each en suite.

You might just be forgiven ColouringPencils.

The rest of us Must Try Harder.

😂

Do you smell ok? It's just that I would love to get away with showering less coz I don't particularly enjoy it.

i drink instant coffee.

I’m a dog owning, German SUV driving landlord 😂

I’m overweight
I am not gender critical
I get up with my children in the morning

I don't take my shoes off in the house.

I think I win.

I use loads of hearts & emojis and kisses on my texts

I'm quite a popular school Mum and speak to loads of people at drop off

I'm really relaxed with screen/Xbox time

I am past the schoolgate stage but when I was, I didn't think all the school mums were in a clique and gossiping about me.

I like making new friends, mostly. I don't think anyone is judging me.

OUTRAGEOUS behaviour! 😂😂