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Do you wash your bumhole with soap

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 14:09

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

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elQuintoConyo · 10/12/2022 14:17

I wash it with internet trolls. They made good exfollients.

CuddlyRita · 10/12/2022 14:17

Wire brush and Dettol

Mogwire · 10/12/2022 14:18

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Menopants · 10/12/2022 14:19

Bleach and retinol

Ylvamoon · 10/12/2022 14:20

I never wash mine.

HereComeTheGrannies · 10/12/2022 14:20

Zoflora. Keep it smelling rhubarb and cassis fresh.

Who uses dove on their face? 🤮 it’s not even proper soap.

Idontdoyoga · 10/12/2022 14:20

Jeyes fluid! What’s good enough for the stable and yard is good enough for everything else. Smells so clean too.

MrsMoastyToasty · 10/12/2022 14:20

A large hedgehog and some pond water works miracles.

debbrianna · 10/12/2022 14:21

Bleach mixed with lemon juice and a sprinkle of chili does the job perfectly. Salty water is always advisable.

Gingersay · 10/12/2022 14:22

I keep soap up there and it self cleans.

Blowyourowntrumpet · 10/12/2022 14:22

Brillo pad dipped in Domestos

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 10/12/2022 14:23

Flamethrower. Deals with those stray hairs, as well.

Greyphoto · 10/12/2022 14:23

I use Tears from Christmas elves

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 10/12/2022 14:24

I detach it and pop it in the dishwasher with the toilet brush.

FlorettaB · 10/12/2022 14:24

I love MN.

Babdoc · 10/12/2022 14:25

I was going to report this thread, but on seeing the excellent burns inflicted on the troll, I decided to leave it for the general amusement of all!

SnowyPetals · 10/12/2022 14:25

I have invested in a detachable one and have a spare, so one to wear, one in the wash.

ShinySquirrel · 10/12/2022 14:26

Have you heard of oil pulling, where you swish oil around your mouth and it gets rid of all the gunk?

I do that with my arse. Works a treat.

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 10/12/2022 14:26

Steam cleaner suction nozzle.

AltitudeCheck · 10/12/2022 14:26

A little bit of soap (on OHs face flannel) to wash then I brush my bum pubes with his toothbrush. I don't kiss him anymore!

Doowop1919 · 10/12/2022 14:27

Vodka and fire

lookersnoopy · 10/12/2022 14:28

I saw a video by a doctor the other day suggesting you should place a finger just inside to wash out all the flakes. They didn't mention using soap or not though, sorry.

FlorettaB · 10/12/2022 14:28

You keep flakes up there?

Dinneronmybfpillow · 10/12/2022 14:29

Cornflakes?

Mogwire · 10/12/2022 14:29

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