Do you wash your bumhole with soap

[CourtneeLuv]

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

I was a bit puzzled at first, as I misread the title as Barm-hole and thought: but surely a barm with a hole in it is a bagel?!

Mine's So Fresh And So Clean, Clean, I wash my soap with my bum.

[Couldn't resist another nod to OutKast ]

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Are we supposed to wash them? I just use Febreze

I sandpaper it.

Just whatever you do, don’t dry it in the tumble dryer…. I shrank mine doing this and now I’m having no end of problems!

Fingernails and water of course. Toilet paper is dirty

Those crusty baked-on bits just lift off.

What you don’t want to do however is use whitening toothpaste to freshen it up (anyone remember that thread? )

Pressure washer and bleach for me every time. And to finish off a blast with the leaf blower. Beautifully clean and sparkly bum hole.

Oh forgot to say - oven pride works wonders. Gloves on first obviously.

I hear a trip to Center Parcs may cure that…

What do you think the loo brush is for?

You minger; I hang mine on the line on a sunny day. The sunshine helps fade the stains.

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Is this thread the new penis beaker ?

Best laugh on mn for a long while

Just don’t forget and leave it out overnight . ( You know, spiders!!!)

I like to use a funnel and a bottle of bleach to make sure it's squeaky clean. At Christmas I use winter spice bleach from Sainsbury's to make it nice and festive too.

I left mine overnight and it got darked on 😢

I have genuinely never thought about what others do in this regard.

I don’t wash mine, can’t risk dislodging my bumjazzle.

Pressure washer and bleach for me every time. And to finish off a blast with the leaf blower.

In the old days of The Wright Stuff on Channel 5, I always remember there was one day when they were discussing a diverse range of topics including men who took bodybuilding to extremes and what was the point of leaf blowers, among others.

To this day, I remember when Matthew mentioned a man who had beefcaked himself up so big and muscular that he couldn't actually reach around to wipe his bum anymore; and then he said as an (apparently unscripted) aside: "You need to get yourself a leaf blower, mate!"

I just Febreze it now and then.

I just keep mine bandaged.