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Do you wash your bumhole with soap

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CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 14:09

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 10/12/2022 15:42

Pressure washer and bleach for me every time. And to finish off a blast with the leaf blower.

In the old days of The Wright Stuff on Channel 5, I always remember there was one day when they were discussing a diverse range of topics including men who took bodybuilding to extremes and what was the point of leaf blowers, among others.

To this day, I remember when Matthew mentioned a man who had beefcaked himself up so big and muscular that he couldn't actually reach around to wipe his bum anymore; and then he said as an (apparently unscripted) aside: "You need to get yourself a leaf blower, mate!"

I think I remember this 😂😂

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 10/12/2022 21:12

I don't want to read beyond the first page of responses. They're like a perfect fairy tale 😍

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 10/12/2022 21:18

I use bees.

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Spambod · 10/12/2022 22:10

God I love mumsnet. Bloody crying here 😂😂😂

MrsMitford3 · 10/12/2022 22:18

I tried manifesting it spotless but when that did not work I went for a brillo pad, tcp and lemon juice. the brillo pad makes little cuts to help absorb the lemon juice

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 10/12/2022 23:16

A Brillo Pad - I like to do a thorough job.,

Mysterian · 10/12/2022 23:22

I do wash my soap with my bumhole. Good for windows too.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 11/12/2022 00:24

I do wash my soap with my bumhole. Good for windows too.

Hmm, not convinced - I tried the latter and completely borked my laptop.

Northernsouloldies · 11/12/2022 00:46

WD 40 n a sprig of Holly... Well it is coming up for Xmas.

HelpMeGetThrough · 11/12/2022 05:39

Harpic and a stiff brush.

notprincehamlet · 11/12/2022 06:34

Handstand out the sunroof and twice through the carwash

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 11/12/2022 08:24

Handstand out the sunroof and twice through the carwash

Ah, so THAT'S what the gold service with the sharp price hike up from silver gets you!!

aurynne · 11/12/2022 08:44

TroysMammy · 10/12/2022 15:53

I get my cat to wash mine as he does his own so he's used to cleaning bumholes. I'm not sure if he cleans mine properly as I've noticed his bumhole isn't sparkling clean when he gives me a close up.

I have a pet anteater. They do a much more thorough job.

PurpleButterflyWings · 11/12/2022 10:10

BobbyBobbyBobby · 10/12/2022 17:14

I am being serious. I’ve done it for years.

I'm being serious too. I squirt bleach around mine. Sometimes caustic soda, and battery acid.

PurpleButterflyWings · 11/12/2022 10:19

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 11/12/2022 00:24

I do wash my soap with my bumhole. Good for windows too.

Hmm, not convinced - I tried the latter and completely borked my laptop.

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