Do you wash your bumhole with soap

[CourtneeLuv]

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

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I get the Karcher out! 😂

at Xmas I steam clean my fanny and undercarriage with the dyson

I stick a couple gaviscon up there and let the little firemen spray away

My cleaner does mine.

I use a single piece of rose quartz to cleanse its aura

Sudden throwback to all those dreamy rural scene /flooding bathroom Cadbury flake adverts, “ “only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like Cadbury’s never tasted before”

they don’t make adverts like that any more.

kakk, you win the thread as far as I’m concerned - your post made me laugh out loud!

I use a bum bicycle - like this one:

twitter.com/vizcomic/status/118980271348531200?lang=fi

I hope those of you using the scooting across the carpet method are also panting and looking ecstatic as you do it.

Sadly I had to take my bum back.
It had a crack in it.

Crying actual tears. This is back to the quality of MN threads of old.

Hehe. This is not good when you have covid. I've just spluttered and wheezed my way through this thread.

I have two - one for everyday, one for best. The latter gets taken to the dry cleaners as and when needed.

Haha that really made me gigglr
thanks

I put mine in the dishwasher with my vibrators and loo brush.

Bleach enigma is my go to cleanse.

Test tube brush?! I use a bottle brush!

I detach it and pop it in the dishwasher with the toilet brush.

Save yourself the effort - just use the toilet brush direct!

The loo brush, obviously. Then - if it hasn’t vanished up there - straight in the dishwasher with the kids’ bottles.

Swarfega and a wire brush here. Anything else is grim 🤮

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love 💜 these responses, you lot are very funny.

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Crying with laughter here 😂

These tips are so useful, since the hose pipe ban last summer I have been at a loss as to what to do with mine.