Do you wash your bumhole with soap

[CourtneeLuv]

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

I start with a No.2 sandpaper and work my way down to wet and dry. Finish off with a squirt of Pledge on a sustainable bamboo cloth. Leaves it smooth and shiny.

A bit of polish keeps it squeaky clean ..

I found having one most inconvenient and time-consuming in the maintenance, so I just solved the problem once and for all by using a spray can of No More Big Gaps.

That was 9 years ago and I've saved myself soooooo much time since then - just have to remember never to eat Weetabix or baltis.

I get all sudsy,wet and moist before plunging the bulbous dishcloth in and vigorously rubbing it. Ohh how I rub that dishcloth in every crevice and moist crack. Before hanging dishcloth on kitchen tap, ready to give the crockery a wee dab

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I start with a No.2 sandpaper and work my way down to wet and dry.

Get yourself an electric sanding mouse from B&Q - it even has a pointy end, which is ideal.

I felt I was in the room with you reading that description.

A dab of The Pink Stuff paste keeps me sparkling and fresh.

If mine didn't come off I'd use a penis beaker.

There's a lot of chemical nasties being used on this thread. Surely bicarbonate of soda, lemon juice and vinegar will get rid of nasty smears in a more eco friendly way....

What else do you think the "crevice nozzle" on the vac is for?!

competitive hygiene thread about bumholes and soap
Ooo oo - new user name! Competitivebumhole? Soaponabumthread?

A dab of WD40 will sort that squeak out.

I dont have one anymore - after reading an article on how to stop draughts in your home, I went diligently round with expanding foam filling in everyone's cracks

Before that however I found my husbands water flosser quite handy for the job

Me neither!
I have a Barbie butt!

Sulphuric acid and sandpaper

Turkey baster and bleach. Bit nippy but does the trick.

I aim to please
Please Follow me on OnlyFans getting all busy and sudsy with the dishcloth

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By the way, I don't blame you for choosing such an anonymous username that nobody would ever recognise you from, before sharing such personal information.

You don't have a ring-piece stand next to the penis beaker?

I just pop a bit of lemon fairy liquid in my water at bedtime and then when I shit it washes itself. Simples.

I find anything from the Astonish range excellent but I am upper middle class.

I also put mine in the dishwasher. Ddog is on a strict hypoallergenic diet and is not allowed anywhere near it (the dishwasher). Licking off crumbs of any description could upset her flora and fauna.

I just pop a bit of lemon fairy liquid in my water at bedtime and then when I shit it washes itself. Simples.

No more Mr Nice Baby!

I use the parsons nose from the mumsnet chicken.