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Do you wash your bumhole with soap

240 replies

CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 14:09

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

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Frith2013 · 10/12/2022 16:17

I get a man in.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 10/12/2022 16:22

These are very effective for a lovely smooth finish, but you'll need to remember to clean it thoroughly afterwards before using it to grate cheese - unless you like a good robust Stilton with delightfully varied strong base notes, that is, in which case I'd specifically recommend leaving it as is.

Do you wash your bumhole with soap
OvaryActions · 10/12/2022 16:22

"This is a MN bum hole, pronounced boo molay."

I read this in M&S ad voice
"This is not just boo molay, this is MN boo molay"

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Gilead · 10/12/2022 16:25

I don’t have one but I pop my stoma in the washing machine on a gentle wash and then tumble dry

ImustLearn2Cook · 10/12/2022 16:49

Drain cleaner, clears out any blockages.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 10/12/2022 16:57

I've ré-purposed an old fire-extinguisher for this. It's a joy to use and it gives the kids a good laugh too!

SainsburysBumCloth · 10/12/2022 16:58

I found a perfect use for the free tea towel that came through the post.
Stopped a lot of arguments.

AuntieEntity · 10/12/2022 17:04

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God knows why but this properly made me laugh.

PurpleButterflyWings · 10/12/2022 17:08

elQuintoConyo · 10/12/2022 14:17

I wash it with internet trolls. They made good exfollients.

😂

BobbyBobbyBobby · 10/12/2022 17:09

Always use toothpaste as a final wipe for extra cleanliness and prevents skin darkening in that area.

PurpleButterflyWings · 10/12/2022 17:12

BobbyBobbyBobby · 10/12/2022 17:09

Always use toothpaste as a final wipe for extra cleanliness and prevents skin darkening in that area.

Toothpaste? REALLY? Confused I just squirt bleach around mine.

BobbyBobbyBobby · 10/12/2022 17:14

PurpleButterflyWings · 10/12/2022 17:12

Toothpaste? REALLY? Confused I just squirt bleach around mine.

I am being serious. I’ve done it for years.

Maireas · 10/12/2022 17:22

BobbyBobbyBobby · 10/12/2022 17:09

Always use toothpaste as a final wipe for extra cleanliness and prevents skin darkening in that area.

Remember to splash a bit of Listerine on as well

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 10/12/2022 17:23

I remember someone saying that on a previous bumhole thread*, that they dab toothpaste on it post poo. Wonder if there's more than one of you...

*I don't make a habit of hanging out on bum threads.

Maireas · 10/12/2022 17:27

I hope these answers are satisfactory, OP.
Quite good advice, although no-one has mentioned white vinegar and sodium bicarbonate yet. Very cheap.

Ghostlight · 10/12/2022 17:30

I have a stoma, so my original bumhole doesn't see enough use to warrant a full wash anymore.
My tumbumhole however, I run it under the kitchen tap with a squirt of fairy liquid and dab it dry discreetly on the tablecloth.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 10/12/2022 17:52

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 10/12/2022 17:23

I remember someone saying that on a previous bumhole thread*, that they dab toothpaste on it post poo. Wonder if there's more than one of you...

*I don't make a habit of hanging out on bum threads.

I also remember this.

Wouldnt it burn a bit?

Supersimkin2 · 10/12/2022 18:14

I get the cat to do it while he’s licking my face.

CircleofWillis · 10/12/2022 18:23

I use baby wipes. I mean babies as wipes. They are so soft and fresh and are reusable. I learned the hard way not to flush them...

Dalekjastninerels · 10/12/2022 18:25

CourtneeLuv · 10/12/2022 16:13

Someone on another thread said they don't use soap on their arsehole.

I realised we've never had a competitive hygiene thread about how people clean their bumholes.

I meant explain as in why post this in the first place.

Mysterian · 10/12/2022 18:49

I let the staff use their discretion.

Halli2020 · 10/12/2022 19:15

That must sting a bit

Lemonlady22 · 10/12/2022 19:34

I scoot around on the rug by the fire like my dog does when her anal glands are blocked, works a treat!

SilkySuky · 10/12/2022 19:44

@Jessbow that was a risky click, worth it though 🤣

stillvicarinatutu · 10/12/2022 20:32

My friend pops his in the sterident with the false teeth .

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