Do you wash your bumhole with soap

[CourtneeLuv]

Or do you consider water alone sufficient?

I use ph wash for that whole area and bar soap on the rest of me, including legs and feet.

Dove bar for my face, then blue nivea at night. I've dropped out exfoliants and use a magic cloth and hot water every morning before moisturiser.

Mrs Hinch come round and does mine for me. She films it for her Insta live.

Karcher (the handheld attachment, I do the shower screen afterwards)

No need for wash. Roll down barebottom down a hill.

Me too!!!!!!
When I let off bowel steam it smells of English Leather 💗

Usually wet wipes when having a num 2, then in bath normal cloth and shower gel

I was actually having a misery day, till i read this thread. Some of your answers are hilarious 🤣

I steam mop mine after I've done the floors, and add a squirt of zoflora as per a PP so that everyone knows I've done it. No point going to the bother of cleaning your floors or bum hole and not having a fresh scent to prove you did it!

I only shower once a quarter during a full moon, and never wash my hands after going to the loo.

Colonic irrigation at 9, 12 and six every day … the only way to ensure proper British standards! (Tinkly laugh and head tilt)

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4694829-to-ask-you-if-you-wash-your-feet?page=1

Here's the thread we never knew we needed from yesterday. So far- feet and bumholes-another competitive body part washing thread coming soon presumably...

Wire brush dipped in bleach for me, tried to do hubbys the same way but he was having none of it,

I’ve learnt from my cat as she is impeccably clean in those regions…. I simply remove my undergarments and open cheeks, skid across the carpet

Sadly I had to take my bum back.

It had a crack in it.

I NEVER wash mine, it ruins it. Just season it with oil

I kwe9a hand wash dispenser up there. Quick clench of the buttocks and a splodge pops out washing bum hole on the way out...

Take your fetish back to the red pill sites, old son.

I’m far too busy and important to bother with it myself. I get a company in to sand blast it every month.

How pathetic

I place my feet behind my head and scoot my bum across the carpet. Also works a treat for the minge.

you ARE joking !! what the actual f@@k question lol

Seconding this - if it works for the dog, it's good enough for me.

If I'm honest it's the only reason I'm happy to stay at MIL's over Christmas, with her shag pile Brintons

And the feathers go up your nose. Oh sorry, I thought this was an advice thread for trolls.

I use a dishcloth then hang it on the kitchen sink taps for the crockery.

Nothing, because bum holes are self cleaning. You'll upset the natural flora and fauna if you use soap.

Brilliant - I think you win the thread!