Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

Selling drugs and taking too many of them?

I know the arra quite well (went to school in the area and had a boyfriend who lived in the next street).
It's a naice part of Bristol, but most of the final photos are of Blaise Castle, which is a local park , manor house, folly and cottages.

How is it a flat if its a house?

How utterly bizarre. I can't make out what some of photos even are of! Are they selling a house or a bathroom?

I saw a photo of the house

Can anyone from Bristol tell us if the price is realistic or as crazy as the rest of the ad ?
I suspect the latter.

Does the castle stream woods fields dog and all the trees come with the house then or what?

Well yes, there is one, but where is the fun in that.
And generally it’s more common to include more pictures of the actual building than a dog.

Only 3 bathrooms? I thought there were about 20!!!

I got to 45th photo out of 124 and just couldn't carry on, wtaf??!!

Pictures 85 & 86 are personal favourites.

When it's a penthouse maisonette designed by God of course

@Tirrrrred ....no they're part of the Blaise Castle estate (council owned park).

God, or a German at the cost of £140 a day.

Bahahahahaha what

I could only get to the 50th picture. What a hideous monstrosity. And who would pay £800,000 for a flat ANYWHERE? Let alone BRISTOL?

124 photos for a flat? And many are out of focus. At first I thought wanker EA with artistic pretentions but after reading the blurb I'm quite sure the photos were taken by the owner. If the owners want to stage the flat like a boutique hotel then it helps to iron the sheets and rid the taps of limescale.

I'm not a qualified psychiatrist (not even close) but I'd bet my own, rather less special and unique abode, that the knobber who wrote the blurb has NPD.

There’s nothing that sells a house faster than green paint ,a built in ironing board and doors with a story.

sorry, did I say faster, I meant slower…..

I can't make out what's in this photo at all.

The pictures really hurt my eyes😂

Looks like an Air BnB for swingers

@NibbledSwitch you are spot on there

Anyone ballsy enough to email a link to this thread to the EA, I bet they're really having to earn their money with this one so it might cheer them up.

Well, if they'd have put pic 68 first I wouldn't have looked any further. That's bloody fabulous though!.

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